Brian

To be wildly inappropriate or rude

He was totally brianing when he broke up with her over text.

by miffy July 07, 2015

Brian

A Brian is a flaming faggot that refuses to come out of closet. Typically makes non-quality gay jokes about straight men. Also known to play butt tag with other Brian’s. In 2015 research confirmed 98.7 percent of all Brian’s were closet homos.

Oh heyy, your name is Brian too? Would you like to come over and play butt games with me?!

by Big Hog Leg June 05, 2019

Brian

someone who is fucking useless

Dude, stop being a Brian and help me out here.

by Breezy Lo December 28, 2009

Brian

Of Celtic origin. Often Irish with blonde hair and blue eyes. Charming, but deceitful. Creates wonderful allusions without being fully dedicated to the subject. Overall a good time, but leaves you dissapointed in the end.

Mary: Oh, my Brian is the best thing that has ever happened to me!
Tara (Brian's Ex-Girlfriend): Give it a week, you'l be cryin' your eyes out..

by CPBM February 14, 2012

Brian

A terrible person that is very stupid. Usually will make gay remarks.

Brian just called me gay, he's such a dick.

by CHINNchunn January 03, 2018

Brian

A guy who can't roast any one. Who also has an unnatural love for ducks. Only responds with a yes or no. Is just a sheep.

Man that guy is a total Brian.

by The master of jhg March 24, 2017

Brian

A sandy vagina

After eating shit on the beach, he was a real Brian.

by dan6282 November 21, 2016