Blitz

A wonderful discord daddy who makes deez nuts jokes for a living and pissed their pants in mimic more than once 🥺🍑👈

🥺🥺🥺Also lost 13k in marriage bot once, and forces me to watch bsd (thank you)
Blitz…. how’d you lose 17k again?
by Atlusdeeznutsaremine March 22, 2022
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To Get Set Up For Robbery Or Death
Idk This Hoe Maybe Trying To Blitz Me.
by Adoss September 18, 2020
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Someone who is cancerous and abusive. It is recommended to avoid any contact with someone using the name. They are likely to abuse and hack you.
"That hacker dude is so rude. He's such a blitz."
by UnknownPokemon13 November 22, 2016
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Verb(vulgar slang) to both blow and titfuck a massive dick.
A: bro, she blitzed me so fucking hard last night, I came like 8 times
B: nothing compared to mine, i came 30 times in 5 minutes
by Blackwhereitcounts October 01, 2023
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A type of weed that is cultivated locally in western New York. Often complemented by the shavings of toenails from a lineage of people in western New York.
by Tesha W. August 20, 2017
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To go through a portal, usually rashly or hastily. To rush into a situation blindly. A good way to end up in the blinds.
"That new waiter blitzed through the door to the kitchen and ran straight into a cook carrying a dished of bananas flambé."
by Zed Numar July 18, 2021
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To outrun something or someone.

If I "blitz" you in a foot race, you ate my dust.
Hey bro, I bet I can blitz you from here to the shops. You're on mate!
by Urbanitewhisperer November 19, 2020
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