shit blitz

"Shitting" multiple times out of nowhere like a blitzkrieg by the Nazis in WW2. Leaves a bloody o- ring and makes you question the health of your colon and the fate of the world itself 🤕

Dude...where are you?... I can't stand, I can't leave, I need a medic... I'm in the middle of a shit blitz.

by Word of man October 9, 2018

HFD Blitz

When a large number, usually more than 3 Houston fire ambulances transport to the same hospital. Resulting in hospital staff being overwhelmed.

This works vice versa with houston fire trucks.

Nurse: wow! That’s a lot of patients in the ED!

Random firefighter: Yeah! Must be the good ole HFD blitz in action again!

by Crystal lizard June 23, 2025

blitzed

something that you have eaten recently that has given you diarrhea

ts bacon blitzed me up vro

by ichibuns October 1, 2025

Pre-Blitz

The zeppelin air raids and urban bombings of Britain during World War I. The name comes from the idea of it being a precursor to the Blitz in World War I, which also was a bombing of Britain.

Person one: my great grandfather served as a German pilot during World War I

Person two: did he take part in the pre-blitz?
Person one: no, he was a fighter pilot.

by PonianYoutube March 17, 2021

Blitz

To go through a portal, usually rashly or hastily. To rush into a situation blindly. A good way to end up in the blinds.

"That new waiter blitzed through the door to the kitchen and ran straight into a cook carrying a dished of bananas flambé."

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Zone Blitz

Zone Blitz is a faggot

"Hey, you know this person named Zone Blitz?"
"Yeah he be a big ol faggot :^)"

by Ponduz Donduz July 29, 2018

blitz

Someone who is cancerous and abusive. It is recommended to avoid any contact with someone using the name. They are likely to abuse and hack you.

"That hacker dude is so rude. He's such a blitz."

by UnknownPokemon13 November 21, 2016