Suburbia Blaster

Created by the boys of 511, a gang in denver, a suburbia blaster is made by buying a liter of Dr. Pepper, drinking it or pouring it out to the label, then filling it up to the expiration date with the cheapest whiskey available. 511 generally agrees upon Kentucky Deluxe. Close the cap, shake, drink.
Closely related to the ghetto blaster of voodoo glowskulls fame, and the Boulder blaster, made with a 20oz Dr. Pepper in place of the liter due to lower availability of liters of Dr. Pepper on the Hill.
What are you doing tonight?

I dunno, meng, prolly just chillin at Stella's with a suburbia blaster.
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milk blasters

Look at the Gigantic milk blasters on her.
by Subwoofter October 16, 2019
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boston blaster

when you spray shit on your partners chest
give me a boston blaster
by blastermotions November 11, 2017
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grundle blaster

The separate hair clipper that men of Middle Eastern, Southern or Eastern Eurpean descent own, keep and segregate apart from any and all other household hair cutting devices and tools for the sole and explicit purpose of trimming their grundle.
by Shark week! August 30, 2015
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toilet blaster

When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.
I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.
by Whowantspeas November 04, 2018
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shlong blaster

The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.
"Come at me bitch, I'll use my Shlong Blaster on you!"
by mentos4Dayz November 02, 2017
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Kentucky Blaster

A Kentucky Blaster is a sexual move where a woman has semen shot into her nose, sucked through the roof of her mouth, and then spat into the partner's face.
Tim: "Oh man, what happened with you and Darla last night?"
Rob: "We broke up after she used the kentucky blaster on me."
by DoomDefiner July 17, 2021
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