whop biscuits

Prepackaged tubular cardboard containers of biscuits sold in grocery stores and markets. When the paper is peeled back, you WHOP the edge of a counter or hard surface to open the can.

For breakfast, we had scrambled eggs, bacon, WHOP BISCUITS, and gravy.

by labatplay May 2, 2016

Biscuit bones

A medical condition of someone prone to getting injured very easily and/or often.

Richard dislocated his shoulder whilst sleeping because he has biscuit bones.

by fernofry June 13, 2016

Banter Biscuit

A Banter Biscuit is the official tea dipping material that is often rewarded from a banter overlord to his squad when one or more members incite "witty banter" into a chat.

This witty banter can be applied through the use of both text, speech and through images often combined to create "memes".

Person 1: "That was some great, witty banter there."
Person 2: "Cheers butt."
Person 1: "I award thee a banter biscuit."

by FireBreathingRubberDuckie February 25, 2015

Biscuit thiqq

Biscuit thiqq. He just thiqq.

Have you seen Biscuit? Biscuit thiqq!

by no roads October 17, 2020

Son of a biscuit

A slight more polite way to say "Son of a *****"

You stupid son of a biscuit, just shut the front door you mother father

by Chris Redmond January 11, 2004

bend a biscuit

The act of passing a bowel movement, see also "drop a deuce", "pinch a loaf", "drop the kids off at the pool", "stock the lake with brown trout"

Dude, I need to bend a biscuit bad, I've got a turtle head pokin' out.

by dilligasty August 19, 2008

booty biscuits

That part of butt cheeks that is visible bulging out beneath short shorts and bathing suits

Did you see how short that girls shorts were? She was all booty biscuits

by Lyricalroger December 15, 2012