Jordan Binnington

2019 Stanley cup champions STL Blues rookie goalie.

Jordan Binnington

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by Jejshsb June 14, 2019

bending my whistle

To annoy, aggravate, or upset. Similar to jerk my chain, grind my gears, or twist my nipple. Refers both to the fact that a damaged whistle will not sound and also to bending the pitch of a whistle's note, i.e. changing one's mood (in this case, for the worse). Some read slight sexual innuendo in it.

"Did Leroy send you another stupid chain email?"
"Man, that guy is really bending my whistle."

by Josh Bruins January 11, 2008

Birding

Having sex. Can easily be used in combinations such as, "anal birding" and "slam birding" etc. A discreet term used to describe the nasty when in the presence of those not in the know.

I was birding that nasty ho when her boyfriend came home.

by Schlongmaster May 28, 2006

Dirty Birding

The act of teaching a parrot to say obscene words or phrases.

iDude, my dirty birding worked. Now my parrot telling people to go f*ck themselves./i

by proxyuser23 September 2, 2009

Male Bonding

The act of applying Gold Bond to your male anatomy, for a cooling and drying effect.

I had a nasty case of soggy cottonbottoms this morning, luckily I was able to do a bit of male bonding at lunchtime.

by J5T5QZD June 12, 2009

bending over

when a hoe reaches down to pick up her school books and you bend over too just to look

by jigga-nigga October 5, 2003

Binking

soaking a tampon in in alcohol (like vodka) in then inserting it into your butt -hole

Yeah Rod was so fucked up lastnight I don't think we should be binking with him anymore

by Rodzillatheanalthrilla April 23, 2009