Anal bead

An anal, ignorant, stupid, annoying asshole.
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bead pigeon

A person who picks up Mardi Gras beads or other throws off the ground.
“Dont’t pick that up, it’s dirty, let a bead pigeon get it.”
by VictoriaSkillane February 17, 2018
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Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.
Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
by CommanderCumLord January 03, 2022
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Bead Bait

Good looking (not a requirement) women (usually drunk) who are willing to expose themselves (mostly breasts) for Mardi Gras beads.
My chick turned into bead bait during Mardi Gras. She collected so many beads that we ended up throwing them into our trees. Now we have tree bling.
by MR WOLF June 14, 2010
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brown bead

When one attends a summer camp, or any camp for that matter, as a tween and poops in the woods on an outing you receive a brown bead for your endeavours.
Hey did you see Scott's bracelet? He got his brown bead today!!
by Kaerfasti January 28, 2022
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