Anal beads

Beads that fit in your ass

I put anal beads on my ass

by Zer0_Raptor May 27, 2021

Anal Bead Self Defense

When you pull anal beads out of your butt to attack someone who is attacking you

I was walking down the street and got attacked but used anal bead self defense to escape.

by Frucé man XX68_69 August 9, 2020

Granny Beads

When dirt and sweat gather up in patches on your skin in little beads, more common in warm weather

After mowing the yard, Adam had a bunch of granny beads showing up on his neck.

by serene88 February 4, 2021

anal beads

BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP

RIP OUT THEM FUCKIN ANAL BEADS LIKE U RIP OUT A BEYBLADE RIPPER,* DONT STOP THIS EPIC POWER

by Austin<3 October 13, 2020

beads started vibrating

An expression that refers to a situation in which someone starts to perform better than before.
Context: World chess champion, Magnus Carlsen, accuses Hans Niemann of cheating after losing to him. Wild theory is that Hans used programmable vibrating anal beads to cheat in the game.

After being behind in the quiz competition for the first few rounds, his beads started vibrating as he finished first, trumping in the last two rounds.

by fractalmind404 October 2, 2022

Ubuntu Beads

Ubuntu Beads are special African beads that have the ability to protect you from AIDS/HIV

"when I was fucking this hooker bareback, I thought oh shit AIDS! Then I remembered I had my Ubuntu beads so its all gravy"

by Hancock112 February 6, 2014

The Sunflower Beads

The Sunflower Beads

The Sunflower Beads

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025