by Feel211 June 11, 2022
by hogmother April 12, 2017
by Philyphil & Snyder February 24, 2015
“After I heard the pop, I realized it was a blown biscuit”
“I told you if you didn’t replace those, you’d blow a biscuit!”
“I told you if you didn’t replace those, you’d blow a biscuit!”
by CleorgeGooney January 18, 2022
An STD, named after anyone that was in a marching band. Symptoms include itchiness, red spots, anal leakage, breast tissue growth and listening to Neil Diamond on repeat for days at a time. Unfortunately no treatment at this time is available except for palliative care including cool baths in oatmeal, listening to Kenny G, and always double bagging it.
Girl 1: oh shit, green eyes and blonde hair, AND he knows fingering techniques?
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.
by HM Barber February 23, 2019
by Sean ‘Burger’ Smith July 27, 2021
by coldnesquick July 23, 2019