Taco Barn

A all women college dormitory, sorority, or any place where an excess of females gather/reside.

Man, the dorm across campus is a real taco barn!

Holy shit, the Rec is a real taco barn....packed with tons of bomb pussy!

by Negrodamus2008 January 25, 2008

Animal Barn

A modified eiffel tower with two women instead of one. Also commonly referred to as the Taj Mahal.

"It's feeding time at the animal barn"

"Dude, let's Taj Mahal those chicks over there."

by ketchfraize November 26, 2007

anger barn

A state of barely contained fury. Where your head is at when you're completely enraged. One activity that can be done while in the anger barn is to make hate bread with wheat that was ground in the fury mill and stored in the rage silo.

Oh my god , don't talk to me right now I'm in the anger barn! Driving in rush hour traffic puts a lot of people in the anger barn.

by kitahead April 28, 2007

Cliff Barnes

Cliff Barnes, the character from Dallas, always fails. Calling someone "Cliff Barnes" implies constant failures

-Now I lost another client!
-Who are you? Cliff Barnes?

by OhNoNotAgain September 03, 2009

Mrs. Barnes

Your asshole, idiotic, fatass, and prick math teacher for 7th grade. She is a horrible teacher who is probably a child rapist. Would be a perfect match for Mr. Fanger.

"I heard the 7th-grade math teacher act's like a Mrs. Barnes."

by fuckmrsbarnes January 25, 2019

barnes wallace

A term used when taking a meaty dump. The turn is so fat, that when it hits the water, there is enough splash back to drench your ring piece. Like a makeshift beeday.

Named after the original pilot of the bouncing bomb during world war 2.

Dave: good shit?
Gaz: Yea! I don't like the Winter though, The Barnes Wallace was freezing!
Dave: barnes wallace, cool.

by spidermaguire August 03, 2008

Yarn Barn

The unfortunate collection of lint and fur found in an old man's belly button.

When dad took off his shirt at the beach, it looked like the Yarn Barn was having a sidewalk sale.

by Norwegian Huckleberry April 18, 2020