Shlac Attack

When the schlac (aka the big juicy wiener) attacks, this is the act of the man ejactulating over the woman very passionately. This is what a shlac attack is :)

Girl: i love this! Right now, harder!!!!
Man: Oh my! I got a shlac attack coming for youuuuuu

by Leonsweg May 20, 2016

Ryan attack

Stuttering followed by an abrupt end to a sentence by laughter

I just had a Ryan attack

by Ryan’s pal February 07, 2020

Attack Sidewalk

When a seeming inanimate and/or stationary piece of sidewalk jumps up and hits an individual leaving a mark remarkably similar to that which would be result of falling on said sidewalk. Almost exclusively happens to heavily inebriated people very early in the morning just after the bars closed. Closely related to the attack coffee table, attack wall, attack bench attack toilet, attack door and attack light post.

Bunny: OMG!!! Bambi, what happened to your face?!?!?!?

Bambi: You won't believe this! Last night after the bars closed I was walking home with that hottie I met, the sidewalk just reared up and whacked me right in the face!!!

Bunny: No WAY!!!! Maybe you were drunk and you just fell.

Bambi: WAY!!!! I wasn't drunk and I didn't fall. I swear it was an attack sidewalk!

by OdiesRant January 29, 2010

fiber attack

An urgent and somewhat surprising evacuation of the bowels.

Those frosted mini wheats sure gave me one hell of a fiber attack.

by Archibald Sanisac June 21, 2008

Snack Attack

Someone who looks good all the time. So good they're almost unbearable to look at. And you know damn good and well they about to steal your mans.

"Ohhhhh she lookin like a snack!"

"Nah she a mother f-ing snack attack!!"

by TexasDally October 18, 2018

A Radish attack

A radish attack is when a red head slaps his balls across your face at night and yells “radish slap”

jim: hey did you hear what happened at the party last night?

molly: no what happened?
jim: anthony fell asleep and got a radish attack from ryan

by stellamekenize May 18, 2021

Heart Attack

When an average insecure 14-year-old white girl discovers that a really really cute, or a really ugly boy, has a crush on her.

Some cool dude: "Your cute"

Girl: "I-I think I'm having a heart attack, call an ambulance." *faints*

by an idiot defines... April 28, 2019