Athletes Dick

Catching a rash or a fungus from a woman who has a yeast infection. During sex, or having an itchy sack

Tony caught athletes dick from karen

by Houdini2 October 30, 2025

urban athlete

A person who practices the sport of navigating obstacles by running, jumping and climbing, known as Parkour.

Person 1: Are you into any sports?
Person 2: I'm more of an urban athlete.

P1: Whats that?

P2: I like to try and navigate landscapes in a quicker than normal and unconventional manner.

by JacobBeau99 March 15, 2022

athlete passport

an individual electronic record of a professional athlete that contains biological markers of doping and results from doping tests. The record is often used in anti-doping measures by analyzing the variations over a period of time from the athlete’s established levels rather than by actually testing for the presence of illegal substances in the urine or blood. Also called biological passport.

The sports council is preparing a list of athlete passports.

by uttam maharjan November 19, 2011

Veve Athlete

A Veve digital collectible app user who has reached a minimum of 50 collectibles, 100 comics, 10 sets and 1000 followers.

A friend of mine is having a party for finally reaching the Veve Athlete status!

by Veve Indian August 17, 2022

Athletes brain

When you never give up and constantly push harder in training.

Guy 1: Usain Bolts a badass, how is he so fast?
Guy 2: It’s that athletes brain bruh

by Cox Connections May 1, 2020

Athletes aren't hero

This means that only a person who has truly done something that should be respected should get the "hero" title. Not just "I just won a trophy.MAN I'm a hero now." If you wanna be a hero there is a lot more you need to do then attend practices.

Athletes aren't hero? No sir.

by #sike #roasted February 27, 2016

natty grass fed athlete

A gym go-er who is a natural athlete who uses Axe and sledge grass fed protein

“Cooper Lutz is a natty grass fed athlete”

by mattserwatka12 September 21, 2021