Athlete- Jack displays a pure lack of athleticism by: Running slow, Jumping low, moving bitch weight, and being overly confident
by DefineMe! September 3, 2021
Get the Athletemug. by Jpt73 March 10, 2023
Get the Athlete's Assmug. Something no child is born as, just like no child is born as a teacher. Just like being a teacher is a job and not who somebody is, a kid becomes conditioned to be something like a student athlete when their mother or father pay for a school that gets them adjusted to life after 18, but its not who they are. Really who a kid is born as, is who they were born to be and what they were born to be, and the rest is added on (often not for the better).
He/she identifies as a student athlete, some other kids might even know him/her as a student athlete, but nobody is a student athlete 24 hours of every day no matter how much time they have to put into a sport or what they're learning about. During their time sitting at a dinner table or being around the house is he/she a mouthy cunt or a cocky pretty boy faggot that enjoys instigating with family and people they know well?
by Solid Mantis July 3, 2019
Get the Student athletemug. by Cox Connections May 1, 2020
Get the Athletes brainmug. Every good athlete has a wife. ( if hes a man)...wife being you. So what athletes rest consists of, in the inner workings of course...is The athlete coming home from a hard days training, competition, or day of watching sports, and thinking about his wife. This is not all however. Athletes rest also consists of Friday night, guarenteed cuddling. Thats why I really started it. Cuz you see...you get very...tight...very......how do i say this....sore? from all the hard work all week long. So then friday comes, and as soon as you have your wife in your arms...all the pain goes away. It's really better than icy hot...read the label if you dont believe me.
1. Boy I could use some Athletes Rest!
2. This Friday, when i'm cuddling with my girlfriend, I'll have the best athletes rest ever!
2. This Friday, when i'm cuddling with my girlfriend, I'll have the best athletes rest ever!
by Striz January 20, 2009
Get the Athletes Restmug. This means that only a person who has truly done something that should be respected should get the "hero" title. Not just "I just won a trophy.MAN I'm a hero now." If you wanna be a hero there is a lot more you need to do then attend practices.
by #sike #roasted February 27, 2016
Get the Athletes aren't heromug. Straight out-of-shape men in their late 30s in the St. Louis area who take professional photos with Louis Vuitton bags and other very visible luxury brands, while claiming to be “athletes” on Instagram, even though they post video after video of them taking up space, sitting at 24 Hour Fitness, hogging equipment after 2 reps, accompanied by “I create 6-7 figure earners” in their IG bio, while preying on 18 year olds to join their full commission, life insurance MLM (multi-level marketing company) that has terrible reviews online for not delivering on policies since the company makes its money on Pyramid Scheme-ish “join my team” referrals and a promise you’ll get your dream car which is a used Audi. Every once in awhile they post vacation pics with ugly women and vague, motivational quotes in their captions with a pitch to DM them if you want to be one of the “few selected” for a “life changing opportunity”.
“I’m a business athlete. I approach business with the mentality of an entrepreneur and physicality of an athlete all in one.”
“That’s a cool way to say fake life insurance agent”
“That’s a cool way to say fake life insurance agent”
by TinderDoucheObserver August 24, 2022
Get the Business Athletemug.