Not shit ass hoe

Savanna Michelle Zotter- the 8 lb 4 oz absolute NOTHING ASS TRICK. Pathetic excuse for a human much less a parent.
That not shit ass hoe ain’t worth her weight (and she can’t afford to lose another ounce), so in other words THAT HOE AINT WORTH A PENNY. Pussy big around as a cave n smell musty just like one. Doesn’t give a fuck about her kids, just wants a good ass fucking and then your dick shoved down her throat before her gape even has a chance to close. Straight up gutter slut. Ass to Mouth is her absolute favorite.
by Daddy2you January 13, 2024
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Drunk ass shit

The person who comes already a little drunk and just wants to get mor drunk. They're the loud and clumsiest one.
Example 1:

PERSON1- Kaycee is acting so crazy tonight.
PERSON2- I think she is way to drunk.
KAYCEE- hey guys I'm drunk ass shit.
by MrsPAYNE21 June 10, 2015
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Head Ass Shit

Dang you’re really smart, that’s some Head Ass Shit
by Nebula2366 September 14, 2020
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dizzle-ass shit

When someone does something that is reminiscent of another person's signature move.
#1- Dude, i got wasted last night and was cleaning my gun. Fucked up and shot my tv. That was some dizzle-ass shit to do.

#2- I did some dizzle-ass shit last night. I got drunk and ran out into the ocean. In February.
by j.t. paperstacks October 22, 2010
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crayzie ass shit man

WOW! That was some crayzie ass shit man.
by Mike Dingez SCM March 08, 2011
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Shit ass on the toe

The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.
*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"
by bitchassonthehodickassonthego September 11, 2017
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funny ass shit

Divertidisimo
by April 11, 2022
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