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anxiety troll

The part of your brain that likes to remind you of all the bad/embarrassing things you've ever done to ruin your, otherwise pleasant, day. He's the little asshole that you try and keep locked in a cave, but jumps out when you're not paying attention and tortures you with your own stupid memories...like an asshole. Asshole!
I was trying to go to sleep, but my anxiety troll got out of his cave and I was up all night thinking about that time I made my mom cry when I was ten.
by Anxiety Troll June 7, 2017
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Climatic Anxiety

Anxiety one gets when a climax approaches them, without clothing, wielding an unregistered butter knife.
Holy shit dude! Call the police, I just had really bad Climatic Anxiety!”
by Paradoxically August 23, 2018
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Toxic Anxiety

Toxic anxiety occurs when an overwhelming base level of fearfulness towards the everyday world and ones limited control over it result in negative antisocial behavior and feeling strongly that you are a victim or a champion of victims. Toxic anxiety leads to extreme

nihilism, self victimization, bigotry, racisim and hatred toward those that have better circumstances the individual does as well as identity crises such as gender dysphagia.

Toxic anxiety is extremely prevalent in the woke and activist communities.
I ran into a group of feminist protestors on my way to work. They started screaming at me saying I was part of the patriarchy as a white male and that I should urinate sitting down. Their toxic anxiety towards men was to much to handle so I just walked through them letting out a juicy meat fart I had been saving since lunch. I could hear them all gagging as I walked away.
by ZIM001 June 9, 2023
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anxiety beer

When you show up to a social gathering and feel out of place or uncomfortable, in an axious state. This leads to the chugging of your initial beers until anxiety subsides.
I was so freaked out before you guys showed up to the party, I had 3 anxiety beers.
by Dubsss July 16, 2017
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venue anxiety

The feeling of anxiety that comes along when being unable to attend a concert or show that you really wanted to go to.
"Hey Tim, you going to the Reel big fish concert tomorrow night?"
"Sorry, i really want to but i have to meet my girlfriends parents tomorrow night."
"Sounds like you have a classic case of venue anxiety."
by Spootybeaver October 20, 2013
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Charge anxiety

The acute worry an electric vehicle owner has when the charge begins to fall, the nearest charging point is probably broken and you’re miles from home.
Fulsome was 70 miles from home with no recharging points en route. Charge anxiety kicked in as he realised he’d need the heater and demister on and there were only 55 miles of charge left.
by Jeremyhotpepper July 24, 2023
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weight anxiety

weight anxiety is the over stress of wanting to loose wight; people with this will always be looking for a way to loose weight even if unhealthy
She has weight anxiety because she's on her 6th diet in 4 months.

He has weight anxiety because he's always working out and barely eating.
by hotmess_2012 May 15, 2016
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