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Cringe Age

Similar to the Stone Age, Wood Age, Rad Age, Nostalgia Age, And the Tec Age. The cringe age happens to be 2010 - present. Logan and Jake Paul, TikTolk (Formerly Musical.ly), The dark age of Family Guy, Politics, Celeb Deaths, Justin Bieber's "Baby", Squid Baby, Yours, Mine, And Mine, Demonetization, Season 20 of South Park, Even more deaths of Youtubers, SJW's and Political Correctness.
John - We're trapped in the Cringe Age. quieter *lord help us all* Newly Formed Mob - Excuse Mwah but not everybody celebrates "The Man Upstairs" John - I was kinda talking to my- Newly Formed Mob - GET EM' *stars stampeding* John - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAH! *gets all his bones broken* 2 Decades Later After Waking From A Coma. John - W-wha, OH LORD WHAT YEAR IS IT!! Nurse - 2030 "The Violence Towards Humans From Aliens Age" John - … screw this *unplugs IV and dies.
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Phantom Age

Phantom Age is a type of age where you can be the age of your siblings, but not be their age. You can technically be their age, but you aren't. This only works with siblings!
Hey, my brother is 17, and I am 14, so because I have a siblings, I get Phantom Age! I'm his age! But I'm not.
by Phantom Bto May 13, 2022
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Mort Age

A mysterious illness inflicting the elderly and mentally challenged
I went to visit my Grandmother in the home today and she is suffering from a bad case of Mort Age.
by Buzzard April 23, 2006
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Ag : The Game

'Ag' is an easy fun game to play with your friends during class, break or at a party.

You will need :
- Eraser

- Pen

The eraser has 6 sides 2 Large ones, 2 medium ones and 2 small ones. On on of the large sides you write "A" and on the other one "G". On one of the medium sides you write "Cheese" and the other side "Black". On one of the small sides you write "Kiss" and on the other side "Lick". Now your "Ag" is complete.

Meanings and Rules :
- A : Thruth, the person who threw A has to make up a question that another player has to answer to. (You can choose who has to answer the question)
- G : Dare, the person who threw G has to make up a challenge that another player has to complete. (You can choose who has to carry out the challenge)
- Cheese : Cheese, the person who throws Cheese has to throw a random object in front of them. (You have to throw it hard or you have to Ag)*
- Black : Black, the person who throws Black has to hit another player. (The person can choose the victim)
- Lick : Lick, the person who throws Lick has to lick the player to the left of them. (It has to be on the skin)
- Kiss : Kiss, the person who throws Kiss has to kiss the player to the right of them. (It has to be on the skin)

* Any player choose to 'Ag' at any time. This means that they don't have to do the challenge and as punishment every player has to hit them. (This is not allowed to do when you throw Lick or Kiss)

To choose who has to begin you can play a game of 'Rock Paper Punch'
Hey guys, Let's play a game of Ag : The Game, grab your eraser!
by RGordini68 June 30, 2021
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Age of war

a flash game that many people have nostalgic memories of playing, it's a strategy game where you must build a continuous stream of troops to defend your civilization and attack the enemy.
"dude do you remember playing flash games as a kid"?

"hell yeah i do, do you remember age of war?"
by Doge layer December 28, 2020
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The Gilded Age

The name that associated with America in the late 1800s referring to the extravagant wealth and the terrible poverty that lay underneath. In other words, America is not the same in reality (on the inside) than what it looks on the outside.
Looks like a good life is ahead---Not what was expected (The Gilded Age)
by CLOURPOP November 29, 2013
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Age of Empires

A computer game which requires alot of strategy and takes place in the early "ADs". You can play as various civilizations and your goal is to rise to become the most powerful one (or last surviving) in the map. Online play is also featured. The expansion (AoE: Conquerors) features more civilizations and new units (military personal / technologies). This game makes for a great alternative to masturbation, or can serve as a "timetaker" while your downloads complete.
John: I went to Disney World over break!!!
Dan: I Age of Empires 'd Morpheus and then splurged my spooze all over the place!!!
by Aliii May 1, 2006
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