age denial

avoiding the recognition of how old you are

Age Denial can be accomplished by not looking in mirrors and/or not wearing glasses

by yuba gurl July 13, 2012

age of consciousness

the age at which you finally begin to remember things

mom: you remember that time you ran around the house naked? you were only a baby.

son: no, that must have been before my age of consciousness

by thegravy March 28, 2011

wood age

A hypothetical time period when humans didn't use stone as their main tools.
Also a stage of cultural development where no one uses stone tools.

The botocudo Indians of south america used absolutely no stone implements at all, rather their tools were fashioned from bamboo and plant fibers. Because of the lack of stone useage, they were in the wood age, even lower than the Paleolithic.

by happyatcommonsense March 7, 2015

Cringe Age

Similar to the Stone Age, Wood Age, Rad Age, Nostalgia Age, And the Tec Age. The cringe age happens to be 2010 - present. Logan and Jake Paul, TikTolk (Formerly Musical.ly), The dark age of Family Guy, Politics, Celeb Deaths, Justin Bieber's "Baby", Squid Baby, Yours, Mine, And Mine, Demonetization, Season 20 of South Park, Even more deaths of Youtubers, SJW's and Political Correctness.

John - We're trapped in the Cringe Age. quieter *lord help us all* Newly Formed Mob - Excuse Mwah but not everybody celebrates "The Man Upstairs" John - I was kinda talking to my- Newly Formed Mob - GET EM' *stars stampeding* John - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAH! *gets all his bones broken* 2 Decades Later After Waking From A Coma. John - W-wha, OH LORD WHAT YEAR IS IT!! Nurse - 2030 "The Violence Towards Humans From Aliens Age" John - … screw this *unplugs IV and dies.

by Not Edd/Spongey Things/eddsfan January 9, 2019

Phantom Age

Phantom Age is a type of age where you can be the age of your siblings, but not be their age. You can technically be their age, but you aren't. This only works with siblings!

Hey, my brother is 17, and I am 14, so because I have a siblings, I get Phantom Age! I'm his age! But I'm not.

by Phantom Bto May 13, 2022

Mort Age

A mysterious illness inflicting the elderly and mentally challenged

I went to visit my Grandmother in the home today and she is suffering from a bad case of Mort Age.

by Buzzard April 23, 2006

Age of Empires

A computer game which requires alot of strategy and takes place in the early "ADs". You can play as various civilizations and your goal is to rise to become the most powerful one (or last surviving) in the map. Online play is also featured. The expansion (AoE: Conquerors) features more civilizations and new units (military personal / technologies). This game makes for a great alternative to masturbation, or can serve as a "timetaker" while your downloads complete.

John: I went to Disney World over break!!!
Dan: I Age of Empires 'd Morpheus and then splurged my spooze all over the place!!!

by Aliii May 1, 2006