Person1: Damn, I sat on my pack of cigarettes.
Person2: Hah! Now you have to smoke those Chinese cigarettes.
Person2: Hah! Now you have to smoke those Chinese cigarettes.
by facehouse November 11, 2011
Get the Chinese Cigarettemug. The action of pinching a girl's nipple between your fingers in a manner similar to holding a cigarette.
by Sam Squared November 2, 2015
Get the Cigarette pinchmug. 1) A Japanese clothing shop, affiliated with ANAP clothing.
2) A blowjob. (Or at least, that's what comes to mind when looking at the ad for the Japanese clothing shop, which shows a girl sucking on a finger and winking.)
2) A blowjob. (Or at least, that's what comes to mind when looking at the ad for the Japanese clothing shop, which shows a girl sucking on a finger and winking.)
Wow, you should have seen that clothing ad for the new shop at SMARK. I think someone must have missed the idea of 'subliminal advertisement' because the model looked like she wanted to smoke a banana cigarette instead of shop at one.
by Nerdlass June 29, 2010
Get the banana cigarettemug. It is like a cigarette machine. You pull the rod and the pack falls out only this time it is a brown surprise
by Juan Tolchez February 3, 2018
Get the Cigarette machinemug. a small explosive designed for cigarette insertion (hemostat or tweezer helpful!)
-about 1/4 the thickness of a wooden matchstick, and perhaps 1/4" long. -i haven't seen them in years...they were sold in "novelty shops"! (maybe ebay??)
these things are an absolute 'laugh riot'!!!
you grab a smokers' cigs when they hit the 'bowl' etc, then put one of these about 1/4" into the cigarette. several minutes later, you hear 'POW'!! and the smoker is left with a filter in their mouth looking dumber than hell, with cig particulates all a-sunder!! -ITS' FUNNIER THAN CRAP!!
i once saw one go off in a "titty bar", the whole place exploded in laughter, -man, it was funny!!
i've seen moms get gotten, stuffy businessmen, etc! -it helps to be around! -if the smoker leaves, they'll tell a tale later about how the cig blew up when they were alone! -thats' no fun!!
-about 1/4 the thickness of a wooden matchstick, and perhaps 1/4" long. -i haven't seen them in years...they were sold in "novelty shops"! (maybe ebay??)
these things are an absolute 'laugh riot'!!!
you grab a smokers' cigs when they hit the 'bowl' etc, then put one of these about 1/4" into the cigarette. several minutes later, you hear 'POW'!! and the smoker is left with a filter in their mouth looking dumber than hell, with cig particulates all a-sunder!! -ITS' FUNNIER THAN CRAP!!
i once saw one go off in a "titty bar", the whole place exploded in laughter, -man, it was funny!!
i've seen moms get gotten, stuffy businessmen, etc! -it helps to be around! -if the smoker leaves, they'll tell a tale later about how the cig blew up when they were alone! -thats' no fun!!
we put a cigarette load in mike's cigarette, it went off when he was 'working' the jenkins babe! -man, was he pissed!!
cigarette loads are a 'grand' and beautiful thing!!
cigarette loads are a 'grand' and beautiful thing!!
by michael foolsley January 27, 2011
Get the cigarette loadmug. by tokyo_rockwell December 4, 2010
Get the Cigarette richmug. A retarded term used by those attempting to describe conventional cigarettes. These people are completely ignorant to what "analog" actually means.
by stratsplooger November 17, 2011
Get the Analog Cigarettemug.