ruben van gend

A brokeboi who thinks he is the shit, you can reconize a Ruben by the clothing he wears. He brags about flexing but he only wears stupid shit like nike sb hoodies.

Thats a fucking Ruben van Gend! pointing to a broke ass bitchboi

by m21212121 September 28, 2017

Pulling a Ruben

having a big, overt low-life get offended at the slightest word you say to him/her, only to have them shove a couch AT you.

or shove you into the couch.

sandy- "omg, fred only implied that jake get a haircut,but then that miserable duesch pushed fred into a Jerome's display window!!"

chris- "ouch, i guess he was in the mood for pulling a Ruben"

by I'vegothebends! May 13, 2008

Ruben Studdard Fan

A spoiled southern drama queen. A girl who must make tragedy out of every incident in her life so she can lock herself in her room, cry and listen to her Ruben Studdard CDs.

Misty got turned down by Playboy and now she's a Ruben Studdard fan.

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

Ruben Dias

A dog Owned by Champions league winner Kai Havertz

Oh look Ruben Dias has ran away

by McDxnald August 16, 2021

Josh ruben Patterson

A very sexy boy with a great sense of humor and is totally cool

Look it's Josh ruben Patterson he's so cool and smart!

by The true narrator April 15, 2022

Shin shaw Ruben shean

A name to characters a preteen girl who is offend sed to be annoying to others

You are so shin shaw Ruben shean

This is a joke

by Tirzah Sadie June 16, 2021

Ruben miguel joao

Well do u see the most op thing in the dimension , this is even more powerfull.
He can atrack all females of the universe with just his sexual look he can destroy the universe with is gigantic universe destroyer dick he will also drink a lot and get druged often

Were fuked ruben miguel joao has arrived !!

by Mujuik December 23, 2016