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Maxwell

Maxwell is a guy who doesn't see a lot in himself but people who are close to him and care about Him know he may be small but he has an inner lion ready to come out
Maxwell: I can't do this it's to hard
Close friends: I believe in u bro u can do it
by Insta-bro February 7, 2020
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Maxwell

Someone who's smart, athletic, tall, and abnormally good at and invested in niche activities. He generally looks good and can fish out potential romantic partners from right under the nose of the competition. He inspires others to be positive and happy, even if when he's alone he is neither of those things. He likes to make jokes simply because watching others laugh makes himself joyous as well. He is ambitious academically, though failures never set him back. Though he may be not particularly great at putting up Christmas lights, he is fun to be around and in bed with.
Person1: Do you see that loser searching his own name on urban dictionary to feel better about themselves?
Person2: Don't say that, they're an absolute Maxwell!
by FlappyPappy December 5, 2020
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maxwell

A male who likes to suck dick and lick ass

He would lowkey not mind getting pegged for a dollar
Chad: Did you see maxwell, he sucked my dick yesterday
Maxwell: D-did you guys talk about m-me?
Everyone: Shut up maxwell
by maxwellwuhater May 25, 2021
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Maxwell

Maxwell is a tiny man with a big ego because of his shortness he suffers from small man syndrome and all he wishes to be is a bit taller but his not leading to his severe small man syndrome.
Wow I didn't know he was such a Maxwell
by Lachie Besanko August 20, 2023
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Maxwell Goddard

WAXYMELT is ginger like the orange flavoured doritos you will find in a crisp packet. He is delightful and is especially nice to his boyfriend Barhem Ibuohgay. He goes to the gym (to suck cock) and loses muscle due to him munching on too much Iranian spices. He believes in Allah and the bible and prays to him to become homosexual. He found the inspiration from his lover Barhem Ibuogay. Maxwell circumnavigated the globe just to steal Iranian oil and piss off the Iranian leader, Ali Khamenei. Waxymelt is also Jewish meaning he has a big cock. The end!
BOOM BOOM BOOM MEHRAB IS IN MY ROOM, WAXYMELT IS STEALING FROM HIM

Maxwell Goddard loves Barhem Ibouhgay
by IAMTHEORIGINALBARHEM February 2, 2023
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Maxwell

Absolutely the worst person you will ever meet he thinks he is better than everyone and always wears a baseball cap, he is just the worst.
Here comes maxwell, do not engage.
by BATMAN OF BATMANODIA January 18, 2024
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maxwell-gumbleton

Look at that maxwell-gumbleton, I would do anything to talk to him
by Weirdo135z October 6, 2018
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