Duncan

A tall man in his 70s that wears car shirts and struggles to pronounce words beginning with “H” he is a well known northerner and is also known to jump from the middle school gates clutching several children under his arms and a Stella in his mouth, he roams villages honking his horn to all the old ladies whilst giving them a wink and jestering “👉👌”whilst tensing his lips.
Guy:”Hey man have u seen Duncan waiting at the gates of school recently?”
Guy2:”yeah apparently he gives the kids yo-yos “.
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You know Duncan?
Oh yeah he's the one with down syndrome
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It’s a shit school that’s all it’s crusty and nasty and the staff there are gay
Duncan bathrooms are nasty
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Likes toes. And blondes. And toes attached to blondes.
Duncan: hi I’m Duncan and I like toes.
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Duncan: I am god.
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A very funny and handsome boy who makes cracking jokes on the internet and is mates with Kate Beckinsale (from the movies)
Mate 1: Have you seen Duncan's new post?

Mate 2: The one about the punk rock banana covering himself in honey and rolling around in gorilla fur, only to be eaten by a gorilla with cannibalistic urges who thought he was a little tiny gorilla?

Mate 1: no that was someone else I think

Mate 2: oh
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Duncan is the coolest guy ever.

His name also reminds me of the donut chain :D

I need to grab me a donut sometime this weekend....
Duncan Donuts!

I can't wait to talk with Duncan and eat donuts together!

Duncan deez nutz!
by aalwa January 14, 2022
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