sex case

A person of the rapey persuasion; somebody who hears "yes please" when everybody else hears "fuck off and don't touch me, you dirty dirty minger". Sex cases can come from all walks of life, but are united by the all consuming urge to sniff your discarded underwear, whilst fapping off to childhood memories of being emotionlessly beaten by their cold and distant father.

Yeah, I wouldn't go out with him, he's a right sex case. You know he's on the register for perving through the nursing home windows and wanking off?

That Josef Fritzl turned out to be a proper sex case, didn't he?

by whatsittoyou87 September 27, 2010

maury case

a woman that has multiple kids by muitiple men that she knows/don't know who the father is ?

man...that woman is such a maury case with all those kids without a father..!

by B.fantom June 21, 2010

case block

One who prevents the person or persons they are hanging out with from getting free alcoholic beverages, sometimes in the form of a case of beer, from an interested suitor. The suitor refrains from delivering the beverages because they believe they would be cock blocking the case blocker.

Mary: "I was going to get shit-faced for free off of that guy's 30 pack of Bud Light, but Randy definitely case blocked me from scoring any by sitting next to me."

by SoBroItHurts February 28, 2011

Case Whore

Someone who's always buying new cases for their phone even if they already have many

Ashley"I need a new case for my phone
Jessica"wow you're such a case whore

by girl whettt June 21, 2016

Worst case

Having explosive diarrhoea and not being able to handle it, which causes making you upset and depressed and you just can't make it through the day

Friend 1 : "are you guys going to that party tonight"
Friend 2 : "don't think I'll make it, I have the worst case"

by Shlong#1 February 6, 2017

keith case

A highly visible, unsolicited erection.

Dude, I can totally see your keith case. We're just watching infomercials.

by awwwwyeahh360 April 25, 2014

Toilet Case

Refers to Republican, right wing, christian men who engage in secret bathroom sex.
Can also be applied to these same people that post spread butthole pics to grinder.
Hypocrite.

Toilet case R Sen. Joe "Toe Tapper" Handwhacker of Alabama was caught in a Tuscaloosa toilet sting conducted by local law enforcement after complaint by locals.

by DrRubbish May 24, 2016