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Zoom Stalk 

when you’re working remotely (through a pandemic) and miss your coworkers so much that you stalk their calendars and drop in on their zoom calls.
After a long day of meetings, I love to zoom stalk my coworkers calendars and drop into their calls as if I was invited.

(Just to pretend like I’m walking by a meeting room or their desks to say hello)
Zoom Stalk by god Karen May 14, 2020

Zoom tidy 

Where your home is a total state, mess everywhere, except the area in which you take and join a Zoom video call.
How you coping with lockdown?
Well, I got the place Zoom tidy, but later I will clean the kitchen, bathroom and bedroom to make it all habitable.

zoom voice 

n. the louder-than-normal voice you use during video calls or conference calls. speaking with your zoom voice for extended periods wears your voice out faster than you might expect for just "being on a call." refers to Zoom, the video conferencing application that became even more widely popular during the covid-19 pandemic and widespread shelter-in-place of 2020.
I've been using my zoom voice in meetings all morning and now I need a cough drop.
zoom voice by kibody July 4, 2020
Zoom is an online video calling software, commonly used in schools during quarintine. We all hate Zoom.
I hate zoom.

Read the zoom 

Like reading the room but in COVID
‘You can’t say that. I wish he’d just read the Zoom
Read the zoom by Bangus Khan October 16, 2020

Zoom you later 

to cause violent and uncontrollable diarrhea at an unspecified time in the near future
If you eat that expired bean burrito it will really zoom you later.
Zoom you later by itspoopytime October 26, 2020