The prettiest coolest most popular person in Washington state. Everybody knows and loves her, she has an amazing boyfriend. She is the best ever. Badass bitch too.
She is amazing and her friends are popular and pretty too.
Shes the most popular person in her entire school
Everybody loves her
She is amazing and her friends are popular and pretty too.
Shes the most popular person in her entire school
Everybody loves her
by ζωή_林_月_つき February 10, 2022
Get the Zoey Linmug. The biggest horse girl you will ever meet. Not only does she act like a horse, she looks like one too.
That horse girl is such a zoey.
by meppe September 16, 2019
Get the zoeymug. A real BITCH. a girl who can ruin ur day just by looking at her, she can be very very snotty, very rude and low key ugly. she thinks that she’s perfect but really isn’t. she always puts herself out there (in a bad) and then gets made fun of for it. but then gets mad. she doesn’t understand things well, a zoey can take things wayyy to far. she a total jerk, and isn’t a very good friend, she may seem all nice/sweet/ caring/ loyal/ and innocent at first but she REALLY ISNT, when u get to know her. just watch out everyone, DONT be friends with a ZOEY!!
hey see that girl over there?
yea, who is she?
she’s a zoey.. u better watch out, never be friends with her!!
yea, who is she?
she’s a zoey.. u better watch out, never be friends with her!!
by accountsomething December 26, 2019
Get the zoeymug. by AGH ALL NAMES ARE TAKEN June 29, 2023
Get the Zoeymug. she's the literal definition of the 'Sour Patch Kids' slogan. if she ever had a crush on you, you were one lucky fucker. If she was a Scorpio, you should've wifed her up when you had the chance. or IF you had the chance. she's very irreplaceable and impossible to forget. she's literally a walking magnet and no, she's not gay. she is a tomboy. big difference. she's got drip, she's got style, and loves wearing caps and ripped jeans. has a perfectly fit body but everyone thinks otherwise because it's not a GYATT. she also is a fighter when it comes to 'toxic' people. whether it's your mom or whoever, she doesn't care. she'll fight anyone no matter size don't get on her bad side please cuz once it's out, you will want to run into the nearest corner and wait until it's over. but overall, she's the best person to come across and the worst person to encounter. she's not all talk cuz the "talk" is what she's gonna do and that's when you better take her seriously or RUN.
Who's that?
Are you serious right now?
What it's just a question.
That's Zoey. You know, the girl who had a crush on you from last year?
Ohhhh.
Yeeeeah, as in the one you rejected just cuz she didn't have an @$$?
What? I never said that.
Whatever man.
Are you serious right now?
What it's just a question.
That's Zoey. You know, the girl who had a crush on you from last year?
Ohhhh.
Yeeeeah, as in the one you rejected just cuz she didn't have an @$$?
What? I never said that.
Whatever man.
by mrsandmanB)224 November 6, 2023
Get the Zoeymug. Zoey's are amazing people they love to eat and hang out with their besties they are the most loving person you will meet. Always cherish Zoey and never let her go cause she will always love you back even if it does not seem like it.
by Definitly_Not_A_Zoey March 7, 2023
Get the Zoeymug. The most prettiest, smartest, athletic girl in the world, with eyes like the sea, and a smile that brightens your day, her laughs bring you joy
by a p g March 23, 2025
Get the Zoey Webbmug.