zion

the nsfw definition

hey!! its zion
oh! the nsfw guy

by retah noiz October 29, 2024

Zion

A nigga that gets hella pussy, picky when it comes to girls has a big dick and very funny

dam look at zion pulling a zion

by yeezy_find0874 May 15, 2024

Zion

A boy who loves real Madrid and football but doesn't go to church but always procrastinate about it and loves watching p0rn and doing soapy

Go to church don't be such a Zion

Don't you watching p0rn is bad? You can be a Zion

by Anonymous Chelsea fan November 29, 2021

Mt. Zion High School

A high school in Mt. Zion, Illinois. The show choir program is a big part of the school and the show choir kids are the most annoying people you will ever meet. Even though the school is in central Illinois genderspecials abound. There are also racist hicks who are racist not because of exposure to Illinois's high crime rates but simply because they are losers who have nothing good to say about themselves other than being white.

Did you hear about Mt. Zion High School's new fieldhouse?

by venicebitch8 July 2, 2022

Zion

A Zion is a guy with H U G E anxiety so he only stays inside, at first he is really shy but if you have the same interests as him he will soon warm up to you.

He doesn't really do anything except stay at home but he's a really swell guy who can make you laugh whenever with the jokes he thinks up on the dot and if someone else says it he silently pouts about it.

He easily gets angry and when he's wrong he doesn't back down but makes a joke or an excuse so they can move onto a different topic.

Overall a great guy friend

Definitely not written by a guy named zion

by Otaku_oak April 25, 2020

Zion

zai · on | adj.
A gay boy that's more feminine than any girl you've ever met.

Man 1: slay!!!!
Man 2: You are such a Zion.

by zion! December 12, 2022

zion buttler

A boy who will get beat up all the time by girls. Hey got a big mouth and want stop using it.

Zion buttler got beat up by a girl at school.

by wassup!#t12 May 29, 2018