Yawn maxing

When someone makes themselves yawn and suppresses said yawn to strengthen there jaw.

Your jaw looks so fine, have you been yawn maxing?

by Inland173shocker June 13, 2024

Yawning Wookie

Hairs located on the butt hole that resemble the character Chewbacca (a wookie) from Star Wars, yawning

I need to shave down there, it looks like a yawning wookie.

by Shart Tale December 30, 2023

amaz-yawn

When you come home and see an Amazon box by your door and get really excited, but it turns out to be just Q-tips, furniture polish, a replacement Brita filter, and socks. Nothing exciting.

Murray: Hi honey, I'm home! I saw the Amazon box in the trash, did my new putter come? Or, was it the fishing lure I ordered, or that bracelet you've been dying for?
Marie: No, it was nothing. Just Amaz-yawn.

by Mudge Malog January 19, 2021

Yawn Boner

alt: Yawny

A spontaneous erection triggered by yawning, often tied to neurological sensitivity or dopamine response. Sometimes affectionately called a yawny.

“He stretched and let out a big yawn… then quietly shifted in his seat to hide the yawn boner”

by RNRKY April 30, 2025

Brotherhood of the Yawn

(B.O.T.Y.) A brotherhood of Christian apologists has perfected the art of sabotaging livestreams by being so boring, they could put caffeine to sleep. Their secret weapon? Monotone speech so slow it makes glaciers look impatient. Add in repeated requests for the host to repeat themselves (for reasons only they understand) and a mastery of dodging direct questions like they’re playing theological dodgeball. It's not just a conversation; it’s an endurance test for your attention span!

Last night’s livestream was hijacked by the Brotherhood of the Yawn—a group so monotonous and evasive, they managed to turn a lively debate into a cure for insomnia.

As a member of the Brotherhood of the Yawn, I consider myself to be a S'idacmacbifttoj

I stayed up for last night’s livestream, but then the Brotherhood of the Yawn took over—now I’ve slept 18 hours and my phone battery’s dead from buffering.

by Spade. November 29, 2024

Fluorescent yawn

Fluorescent yawn, noun, Carneys call vomit from people on carnival rides.

Bill go take care of the fluorescent yawn on the tilt-a-whirl.

by Tokrs March 29, 2024

Yawn Burgundy

The classic, yet ridiculously cheesy date move where a person fake yawns, stretches, and puts their arm around their date.

I was nervous on our first date, but I pulled a Yawn Burgundy on her and it was smooth sailing from there. 60% of the time it works..every time.

by Yawn Burgundy September 2, 2014