Sphincter winks

The closing of the butthole on your finger as you touch your sphincter in a winking motion

Nick Colvin isn't satisfied until his sphincter winks.

by LandysRockCandy January 26, 2015

wink-brained

Short for "hoodwink-brained". Someone is wink-brained when they have been so hoodwinked by the lies, deceptions, and exaggerations produced by the 24/7 news cycle and social media that they have an extremely distorted view of reality and the state of the world.

Did you hear Candice ranting about POLITICALLY CHARGED TOPIC? She's totally wink-brained.

by bronobar July 12, 2021

vag wink

a slit in the crotch of a woman's pants exposing part of her vagina.

While riding the ski lift the woman next to me said, "Oh I have a vag wink in my pants."
Brenda fell and tore her pants exposing her vagina.
I feel the cold air on my vagina, I must have a vag wink going on.

by NNANNK January 1, 2014

The Drink Wink

The twitch that you get in your eye whenever you take a deep sip of a very strong alcoholic drink. A sure sign that a bartender knows how to properly value the portions of their mixers.

Tina: what the hell is that, your eye....

Elliott: its the drink wink, this is so strong, but its so good I cant stop drinking it

by CrazinWill October 11, 2014

stick wink

When you can feel your tampon peeking out of your vagina.

Woman 1: I am rocking a major stick wink right now.
Woman 2: Oh god, do you need me to come to the bathroom with you?
Woman 1: Yeah, I might need another one;

by fingeringtrash September 10, 2018

nipple wink

When one of your nipples is hard and the other is soft, giving the impression of a winking face on your chest.

"Giovanni, you're giving me a nipple wink right now."

by prilosec August 18, 2018

infinity winks

Death; Extinction; Destruction; Termination of life; The total and permanent cessation of all the vital functions of an organism

Anthony's friends were concerned his skag addiction would eventually result in infinity winks .

by Spumco February 10, 2008