Crust wink... Morning eye crust which causes you to wink to get the crust out first thing when you arise.
Uncle Marty assumed that Aunt Cindy was winking at him first thing in the morning. Come to find out- just a crust wink. 😉
by CoCo75 December 8, 2019

When you moon somebody and fart and your butthole winks when it opens to release the fart.
Fart stank butthole greetings
Fart stank butthole greetings
by BAMFbitch June 14, 2016

Winking Jona is a perverted boy who just has to wink to get all the pussies and asses he wants. He also enters your soul when he winks at you and destroys your innocent virgin life. Be aware!
Girl 1: Tonight I met a Winking Jona!He winked at me constantly!
Girl 2: OMG! Did you guys have anal sex afterwards? That's what a Winking Jona does to you!
Girl 2: OMG! Did you guys have anal sex afterwards? That's what a Winking Jona does to you!
by samxmonster May 20, 2016

by Mrs Lego February 1, 2016

when a man with any kind of facial hair over the age of 25 winks at you instead of smiling or doing a small wave when passing
by KF3917 December 3, 2011

Death; Extinction; Destruction; Termination of life; The total and permanent cessation of all the vital functions of an organism
by Spumco February 10, 2008

To wink at someone in a flirty way. It might be for pity or to make them feel better. However, it may be more.....
by Wolfishcrib December 13, 2018
