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Weather Porn

Extreme weather that causes erotica. Especially heavy rain, tidal flooding and swelling water ways.
Where is Jackie? Oh she is in the house wletting off by watching the rising tides on tv. She is into is weather porn.
by The Best Head game February 25, 2019
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Peanut's Weather

A gloomy day similar to the weather on a Charlie Brown cartoon.
We're having Peanut's weather again today, its so dreary I just want to stay in.
by Jinde Kush October 15, 2014
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virginia weather

Virginia weather is having all 4 seasons in one day, it can also have temperatures of 70° through high 80° F (21° - 26°C) in the Fall and Winter, and have snow in the spring, and hot AND cold in the summer, Dress accordingly!
Virginia Weather is a mix of all seasons in a day
by ThatOnePersonAtThatOneTime October 30, 2019
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Weathered Softball

An overly used sexual product, specifically with regards to anal play.
Linda: oh man!
Barba: what's wrong Linda?
Linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
Barba: oh no! You should order a new one from pandorasbox.club - their products never weather out
Linda: that's a great idea, my ass can't wait :)
by BB Swan November 8, 2017
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Hollywood Weather

Noun, used to describe weather that looks nice on screen but is shitty when you go outside
E.g when the sky is blue and the sun shines but it's very cold
Person 1: "hey wanna go outside for a walk? Look how nice the weather's today."

Person 2: "That's Hollywood weather. I already went outside and its super cold."
by Reila March 13, 2022
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Norwegian weather

Another phrase for really bad weather. Its obvious origin is the typical weather of Norway, a small country in northern Europe. Norwegian weather can refer to cold weather, heavy rain or wind, snow, or any combination of these (most common)
Eivind: Wanna go out for a beer?
Zari: I was thinking about it, but I can hear the wind and the rain out there
Eivind: True, that's some Norwegian weather right there
by Bøtta November 28, 2018
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weather piece

When a penis changes size depending on the weather/temperature
Brrr it’s bloody freezing, I better hide my weather piece
by Weatherpiece February 27, 2020
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