A Vodka Cousin is like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler. Classier than your average Weed Cousin, they're the oldest child in the your family; probably love the eighties, and have no filter.
They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
"I'm not a Vodka Aunt, I'm your Vodka Cousin. I'm like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler."
"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."
"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."
by IllogicalHuman December 7, 2019

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by dr alley February 8, 2020

by serotinal July 8, 2022

Dude1: hey did you get vodka from that party?
Dude2: yeah but I got stuck with the backwash vodka bottle
Dude2: yeah but I got stuck with the backwash vodka bottle
by vApeBro November 14, 2018

Shopping online while half blacked out and waking up to the bank account drained to stupid shit like selfie sticks
by PtoWn_paul December 31, 2015

An event at which people get wasted whilst tasting and comparing a number of home-made, flavoured vodkas; small quantities of drink mixers are used during a typical vodka party and most drinks are served in shot glasses.
The vodka parties are normally held on or near the Polish Independence Day, 11th Nov.
The vodka parties are normally held on or near the Polish Independence Day, 11th Nov.
by lukesz November 1, 2011
