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vertical Big mac

A very fat vagina
by CountVonfingerbang October 4, 2015
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Vertical lips

A girl's pussy
Guy 1: My girlfriend cheated on me.
Guy 2: Then why are you so cheerful

Guy 1: I banged on her sister's vertical lips
by The Real 455H0L3 June 1, 2024
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"vertical" bottom line

Da final profit/loss amount produced by showing your butt-crack in public.
Depending on da general locale, how good-looking your behind is, whether you're male or female, da general conservativeness of da local culture, how many singles there are in da populace, etc., da "vertical" bottom line experienced in a particular area can vary wildly.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
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Vertical Rhinoceros

When two fully erect men lay on their backs, scissor their legs together until their balls touch, and a woman mouts both penises allowing for simutaneous penitration of the anus and vagina.
"I'll tell you Michael, there is no one I would rather Vertical Rhinoceros my wife with."

"I agree, your smooth shaved balls rubbing against mine really add to the experience, John."
by the band of 5 May 17, 2014
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vertical cha-cha

The dancing around two individuals make to balance themselves when they are having sex standing up. The opposite of the horizontal mambo. horizontal mambo, sex, hooking up, dance, porn, sex scenes, cowgirl, sex positions
The sex scenes on tv have gotten so ridiculous. The actors were doing the vertical cha-cha up against the fridge and the sink and the wall. It is just too much!
by joecoolthefool October 26, 2018
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Vertical Dancing

Type of dance style executed when in a overly crowded dance floor.
I want to go party at after class but it will be packed, so I will be reduced to vertical dancing all night.
by msmit September 2, 2022
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