All hopped up on goofballs

When you're high on cocaine

After I did a couple lines,, man was I all hopped up on goofballs !

by RayRay's bad for you Chris... February 18, 2017

Creep-up-on-er

1. The act of slyly giving back a crazy soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend her stuff. This is done when a man wishes to break up but wants to avoid seeing or talking to the woman. Its not necessarily an act of cowardice, because due to the woman's fragile emotional state, it might actually be best for everyone involved. (Leaving an explanatory note is optional).

1. Man, that bitch was psycho. I had to creep-up-on-er and leave her shit in a plastic bag on her front door.

2.
MIKE: I'm not really feelin' this chick and I think she's about to kick me to the curb.
JOE: Well maybe you should just break up with her first.
MIKE: Yeah, but I don't wanna see her. Bitch is crazy!
JOK: OK. Here's what you gotta do: you gotta creep-up-on-er.

3. Cindy: (crying on phone to her best friend). Can you believe it? I just found my stuff on my doorstep. He pulled a creep-up-on-er. I knew we were going through a rough patch, but I didn't expect this! {waaaaahhhh!!!}

by cbo-dogg November 3, 2007

Twos up on a bastard

Two males having sex with one female (when neither are married to the female) which in turn could produce a child.

You go out and a sexy lady catches your eye! Ask your mate "Wanna go twos up on a bastard?" If he says yes try your luck and try and get a dirty threesome

by Mu11y May 1, 2006

G all up on my D

When yo' girl gettin' frisky on the scene, tell her to Grind all up on your Dick.

Guy 1: Yo that place is poppin'

Guy 2: Yeah I wanted them gurlz to G all up on my D.

by Jericho and the Kittens April 4, 2011

Up on pussy

the opposite of down on your Dick. You’re feeling good and winning in life.

Man I just got this job at quiktrip I’m “up on pussy”

by Lilnigletphil August 1, 2021

Up on a hop

A successful new hustle / a come up

Damn Travis is balling he must be up on a hop

by Sharkboyg420 June 20, 2022

Doping up on Squid

Verb. To purposely ingest large amounts of ZzzQuil sleep aid in order to get high

Jake: Yo, man you never came by to play 2k last night
Mike: Sorry dawg I passed out after doping up on squid, shit was totally tubular
Jake: Dude you have a serious drug problem and I am deeply concerned for you

by cheese434 March 3, 2017