Twit-winker

A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.

"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"

"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"

Fuckin Twit-winkers.

by Rick The Mullet Man August 30, 2011

twitness

An observer of an event who's too much of a wimp to be of significant help or provide much in da way of meaningful information.

Biff Tannen had originally viewed George McFly as merely a "twitness", and so he didn't worry about bullying him or openly committing crimes in his presence. Once Marty appeared in da picture, however, George started standing up for himself a lot more, causing his acridly-surnamed nemesis to start thinking twice about pulling stuff on him.

by QuacksO February 7, 2024

Twit

A racial slur derogatory towards those of the true Aryan race, usually in reference to someone with curtains.

Brayden Eyles you twit stop munching on your brother's dick.

by Jemfinch June 23, 2022

Twit

the name of a person who performs a jerk action or an offensive joke

damn, your such a twit

by name calling December 2, 2019

Twit

A person who spends time sharing inane ideas or thoughts with others

Did you see what that Twit posted on social media?

by HunkyBeat June 5, 2020

gender twit

When a person wants every word with MAN in it removed from the English language, Spanish language conjugations and all written history.

So now the gender twits want to change sign language because it's to MAN skewed!

by rockNrollTUFFguy May 8, 2018

twitness

Someone present during a crime who is too stupid or unaware to be a reliable reporter of what he saw.

Ripping off a loony-bin is easier than at most other business-establishments because a lot of those present would just be twitnesses.

by QuacksO September 19, 2020