Twit

A pregnant gold fish.

Them: You are such a twit!

You: Excuse me!? I am not a pregnant gold fish

by Sad and sassy February 10, 2019

fit twit

When you are about to get in bed, but see on your Fitbit app that you are a mere 180 steps away from your 10,000 steps per day goal, so you pace around your room until your Fitbit vibrates, signaling success.

I know I am being a fit twit and should just hit the sack, but I have to keep pacing around until I hit my 10,000 steps per day goal!

by FitTwit October 3, 2018

twit wiggit

(noun): a person who bites directly into a Kit Kat instead of breaking it off into bars like a normal person.

Biting into a Kit Kat is a first degree twit wiggit offense.

by itsyaboyjackhere June 7, 2018

twits

notifications on twitter

Nan: I've got 10 twits & i dunno how to get rid of them
Granddaughter: ten what?
Nan: 10 twits honey, get with the times smh

by datebayo June 26, 2019

Twit storm

Using Twitter to vent, rage, rant; throw a hissy fit, go on a shit storm.

You got to see the Twit storm this guy throwing here.

by romeck December 1, 2019

Twit

the name of a person who performs a jerk action or an offensive joke

damn, your such a twit

by name calling December 2, 2019

twit

an acronym for 'that's what I thought' .

Yeah twit is a quicker response when texting.

friend- does water boil at 212 degrees?
me- yeah twit

by Lolly-Poppy December 2, 2019