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Remember that time your mom called you fat? Or that time your dad said you’re worthless? Its time for them to apologize! Only on December 31st!
“Mom, it’s National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day, you know what that means? You’re a horrible mother that doesn’t care about their child’s feelings!”
by Brown brown September 5, 2022
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trauma sex

Sex provided as a form of compensation after inadvertently causing trauma to another person.
I deserve some high quality trauma sex for climbing through your filthy bathroom window after you locked yourself out of your house.
by crub February 1, 2015
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trauma

A word used to show how extremely shocked you are at something. Derived by Sam and co from the word trauma, and i'm sure you know what trauma means. If not, then try a dictionary.
Person A - I really hate X she's such a bitch!

Person B - Trauma! That's a bit harsh!
by Mysticsheep October 19, 2004
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dump trauma

Often accompanied by dizzy spells and cold sweats it is the feeling of separation anxiety after a very large movement. Caution: Dump trauma is a serious condition. You should allow 30 min. for recovery before driving or operating heavy machinery.
I'm sorry, Todd won't be able to come to the phone right now on account of his dump trauma.
by Balls_Marie December 12, 2010
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Blunt Trauma

The painful realization that you have a James Blunt CD stuck in your MacBook, and your friends will find out and keep mocking you by singing "You're Beautiful" over and over and over and over again.
Man, Sallie doesn't hang out much any more. I think she's still suffering from Blunt Trauma. How embarrassing.
by JR the Soulless November 9, 2008
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Trauma junkie

Someone that does not want you to get hurt, but wants to be there when you do get hurt
EMT's love working on people that are injured, like car wrecks and trauma, theydo not wish someone to be involved, they just enjoy being there if it happens. They are a trauma junkie.
by EMT Papu May 25, 2020
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traumatisedxavier

One of my moots on TikTok she cool ig 🤪✌️
traumatisedxavier just posted go like it rn or your dad won’t come back 😡
by harriettubman.divacup June 23, 2021
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