A useless creature who, when on a road trip, never (or rarely) leaves the car to use the bathroom or get food. They can typically be observed with a pillow, blanket, or gameboy-like object.
by TheCarToad July 13, 2009
An annoying French person. Not all French people, you can call a Frenchy this after they do something stupid'
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
did you see the bark humping, toad sucker, toad sucking, tree hugging, nature nazi, protest to stop the trees from beign chopped down because of the little toads swiming in that pond
by Michael schultz January 19, 2008
"I'm just going to unload a toad"
"I've got to unload this toad, though I fear it. Such a toad hasn't been seen since the Triassic Era!"
"I've got to unload this toad, though I fear it. Such a toad hasn't been seen since the Triassic Era!"
by Rift Wolf November 14, 2006
Choad toads isn't even a word, you idiot.
The fact that Sony Roolz ACTUALLY posted this stupid choad toad definition is proof that too much fanaticism can bamage the brain.
by rolling my eyes October 18, 2003
marten couldnt bring himself to tell his girlfriend that the dress did make her look fat, so he offered her a toad's smile instead
by tk191 June 22, 2010
An individual who pretends to be somebody different for personal benefit, primarily for sexual favours or financial gain.
Elvis used his parents against each other for more pocket money, also pretending to the girls in the club to be a regular charity worker so they would end up sucking his cock at the end of the night, what an absolute slimey toad.
by HotshotIC July 30, 2018