The Cock and Ball Torture (Or CBT for short) is a German pornogrind band, formed in 1997. This is not to be confused with the sadomasochistic practice of penile punishment. They have the best grooves of any pornogrind band ever. Period. Hits include "Supreme Genital Goddess", "Enema Bulldozer", and "Fat Sex Mama".
Jim: Hey did you go to that grind festival in Berlin?
Steven: Yeah man, I saw the Cock and Ball Torture! They kicked ass!
Steven: Yeah man, I saw the Cock and Ball Torture! They kicked ass!
by The Viper 12345 April 24, 2013
Get the Cock and Ball Torturemug. A type of Chinese torture, involving...uh...water. There were actually four main methods of torture:
1) A steady drip of water to the head which turned the victim insane.
2) The victim is placed on a rack horizontally above quickly-growing bamboo shoots, which are watered. The shoots peirce the victim, resulting in a slow and painful death.
3) The victim is force-fed bamboo shoots and water until he cannot take in any more. The bamboo grows inside the victim, until it protrudes from the skin.
4) The victim is force-fed water until he drowns internally.
1) A steady drip of water to the head which turned the victim insane.
2) The victim is placed on a rack horizontally above quickly-growing bamboo shoots, which are watered. The shoots peirce the victim, resulting in a slow and painful death.
3) The victim is force-fed bamboo shoots and water until he cannot take in any more. The bamboo grows inside the victim, until it protrudes from the skin.
4) The victim is force-fed water until he drowns internally.
by Oni-91 November 13, 2007
Get the chinese water torturemug. An alternative name for a shovel.
The name derives from the fact that Mexicans in the USA often do laborious jobs requiring use of a shovel. Like construction, gardening, road building, or farming.
Why?
A) Many Americans are too fuckin' lazy/fat to do said jobs.
B) The aforementioned Mexicans are (most likely) illegal immigrants.
The name derives from the fact that Mexicans in the USA often do laborious jobs requiring use of a shovel. Like construction, gardening, road building, or farming.
Why?
A) Many Americans are too fuckin' lazy/fat to do said jobs.
B) The aforementioned Mexicans are (most likely) illegal immigrants.
"Dude, I'm exhausted. I spent all day on the bad end of a Mexican Torture Stick."
"Amigo sure can work that Mexican Torture Stick!"
"Some crackhead tried to rob me, so I whacked him on the head with a Mexican Torture Stick."
"Amigo sure can work that Mexican Torture Stick!"
"Some crackhead tried to rob me, so I whacked him on the head with a Mexican Torture Stick."
by DitchDigger420 September 26, 2011
Get the Mexican Torture Stickmug. by the meme factory July 29, 2019
Get the cock and ball torturemug. by adamo42 October 23, 2011
Get the chinese waiter torturemug. Union Soldier 1: "Ole Henry over there is into Cap and Ball Torture"
Union Soldier 2: "That boy ain't right, Sam Colt and God didn't intend man to shoot dry!"
Union Soldier 2: "That boy ain't right, Sam Colt and God didn't intend man to shoot dry!"
by WarFrog___935 April 4, 2023
Get the Cap and Ball Torturemug. by Avrg_Dick_Baby March 3, 2023
Get the Cock & Ball Torturemug.