max

some short little dickwad who looks vaguely like sans the skeleton

'you know who you are max'

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 25, 2020

max

the saltiest prick in the world. He's so salty that his spirit animal is a Mc Donald's French fry. The only girl he's ever dated is the salt shaker at the local Burger King

Max made fun of me for dating Kenna and I said "well at least she said yes to me."

by Jose Michael jordan December 3, 2017

Max

Max is one of those people who can't shut up. He/She constantly bothers people.

Max won't stop talking to strangers.

by Lol nigga bitches11 April 20, 2019

Max

Max is a one in a kind, he can be a bum but if anything he is most like a todd, although Todd wears k-mart jeans today he is a homo, max has anger issues with his Snapchat and whenever a JESS sends a HEE HEE and a picture of a Michael Jackson he blocks you, so go on and T-pose to him with a Michael Jackson picture glued to your head.

Max is awesome, unlike Sam (thanos) he is EPIC

by ToddWoreKMartJeansToday July 19, 2019

Max

Max is someone who doesn't know what they have and fucks it up.

Max is always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

Max is a Loser...

Also know as Dumb Fuck, Idiot, Fool, Dumb Ass, Dick Head, etc.

by Hottest man aka humberto January 2, 2020

Max

Super hot loyal babe, opens and responds in seconds, best body in his grade, hot, fucks men named Mikey

“Holy shit you’re really going to town on Mikey! Is your name Max?”

by my_name_is_max January 29, 2021

Max

Max has massive penis and still gets 0 bitches

Bro is that max

Yeah is penis is huge but he gets no bitches

by Max gets no bitches June 20, 2022