vampire weekend

a weekend where you close all the blinds and stay away from sunlight. A smaller version of a Vampire Life.

"I hate this week, I'm having a vampire weekend."

by Stacey Stacey July 11, 2021

Haircut Weekend

(n): that time period after which you return to your normal routine of work or school usually after the weekend and you see an extraordinary amount of people have received a haircut; most commonly observed after breaks or three-day weekends

Person A: "Dude! There's like three people in this class that got a haircut this weekend. WTFFFFF"

Person B: "Yes, and it's not surprising; President's Day often brings about the phenomenon widely known as Haircut Weekend...and thank you for noticing MY haircut...douche."

by 4n4nn1 August 16, 2012

Weekend At Brenda’s

When you kill a chick and party with her all week!

We had a great weekend at Brenda’s!

by Blue.Steel. July 26, 2018

Homecuming Weekend

When upperclassmen college girls revert back the their whorish frosh tendencies upon the return of male recent alumni to campus.

Pharmacy Technician (Saturday morning): What happened last night at that college next door?? Plan-B is flying off the shelf this morning!

Pharmacist: Must be Homecuming Weekend...

by Bobby Burncoat October 31, 2012

Weekend Visitor

A person that you sleep with for a couple of days. A two or three night stand.

"Did you see my weekend visitor, man she was hot."

by Philip Schuchman October 8, 2008

rip it to the weekend

Originally: a term for removing NSFW pages from one's page-a-day calendar, until a less controversial page is visible. Pages are removed via ripping, and the tamer entries tend to fall on weekend dates.

Two minutes later: a directive to live it up weekend-style on a weekday.

I didn't want the VP to judge me for "boner shock" on my Urban Dictionary desk calendar, so I ripped it to the weekend. It was a good call; he really got a kick out of "productive procrastination".

It's after 10 on a Wednesday, and we've been drinking since 6. Should I really order another double IPA?
Umm, yes! Rip it to the weekend!

by Lambicious January 24, 2013

weekend fucker

Noun.

A person who ruins weekends. Namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.

Frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.

I had to go in on a Saturday because that new guy didn't finish the paperwork on time! Weekend fucker.

Those weekend fuckers waited until Sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due Monday afternoon.

by King George the Cat February 27, 2012