Anal Rocket

When youre taking a shit, you haven't pooped yet, you take some toilet paper and wrap it around your index and middle fingers, and shove them up your ass like a plug while also trying (with maximum effort) to force out the poop. The gas and poo will become so built up in your ass that when you suddenly pull your fingers out of your butt, the poo will rocket out of your ass and splash into the toilet. Upon doing this you may receive a Poseidon's Kiss , but chance of that is minimal if you aim towards the back of the toilet bowl.

"Dude, did you hear that splash from the bathroom?"
"Yeah, John must be doing an anal rocket again..."

"Hey man, why's there water all over the floor?"
"I did the biggest Anal Rocket I've ever seen!"

by ShaggyIguana December 26, 2019

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Sprocket rocket

A motorcycle

I was going down I 70 and a sprocket rocket flew past me.

by ALL BIZ September 3, 2018

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vagina rocket

When you're pooping and you have a full tampon and it rockets out when you push.

Dude, I just did a vagina rocket so hard in your bathroom!

by ChaosPixie April 29, 2014

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Rocket Trail

After your small dog pees and you pick him up, it’s the trail of urine from his “Peter” hair let on your arm

Omg! I took my dog outside, picked him up, and he left a rocket trail!

Can’t we trim his “Peter” hairs? He keeps leaving rocket trails on my pillow!

by lampgash June 26, 2018

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Rocket Syndrome

Let action B have some generally accepted prerequisite state A. That is, someone must be in state A before performing action B. We say that one has rocket syndrome if that individual attempts to pursue action B before achieving state A.

I recently attributed my attempts at the challenge exercises in the text "Professor Evil's Advanced Super Hard Calculus For Definitive Non-Beginners" to rocket syndrome.

by CanadaAle12,coldandhard June 14, 2014

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