queer tea

When your douche friend drinks green tea while playing beer pong to stay healthy.

1. "AUSTIN! stop slurping on that queer tea!"
2. "I don't need beer i have my green tea!" and you say, "well we're men and we drink beer what are you drinking, queer tea?"

by Humpty Dance Gang August 22, 2011

car queer

An individual that because of their deep love and appreciation for vehicles cannot stay away from car dealerships

I saw your brother in law at the Chevy dealer, he is such a car queer

by Big cat2323 December 29, 2017

Disney Queer

this is someone who just loves all the stuff the Disney Enterprise do. all the movies and shows like frozen and espcically the songs. everything not one thing they don't like about Disney. its like an obsession of penguins the girl from good luck chuck movie love penguins in the movie who chuck like in the movie at the end.

Disney Queer s are rising

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 17, 2022

crunchy queer

A queer that is a bit crunchy,
may have crunchalicious qualities,
never soft.

Look at that queer
Is it crunchy?
No.
Find some crunchy queers,
Like who??
Felix.

by crispityqueer March 7, 2021

Joe Queer

The guitarist and singer for legendary punk band The queers. He probably isn't gay because most of their songs are about chicks.. Oh and by the way, Ursula Finnally Has Tits.

I love Joe Queer's vocals in "Love songs for the retarded" By The Queers

by Stupid over You July 28, 2016

captian queer

A fag boy that goes to ur school and wants to fuck the boys

Fuck jeffery he likes the boys he is a captian queer

by Gayfreys queer ass November 15, 2019

Cockroach queer

The pissed-off cockroach motherfuckers that they couldn't kill. Jaded and cynical, brash, often activists by necessity, tend to be older (but not necessarily), definitely battle hardened. From Anthony Oliveira's 2016 tweets:

"oh sorry if we are being unfair unfortunately u guys murdered all the nice gays & now there's just us: the assholes."
"the queers who were nice/patient/gentle all got shot or bullied to death all that's left r me & the other pissed-off cockroach motherfuckers"

Spent my whole queer life fighting for survival, your hate couldn't kill me, I'm fuelled by pure spite and your salty conservative tears, I am a cockroach queer!

by Ani O'brien is a groomer April 5, 2023