Ostrich

A man who has a small head, huge upper body, and the smallest fucking legs you'll ever see in your life.

Bro did you see that ostrich? I bet I can use his legs as toothpicks!

by thisisnotSina July 10, 2015

Ostrich wrangler

"S.S. BOB" The technique and art form of which one masturbates an ostrich for the illegal sell of ostrich sperm.

With that ostrich wrangler pulled a S.S. BOB while jerking the birds knob.

by Tad A Hope December 26, 2020

Ostrich alarm clock

when the alarm goes off, it’s ostrich time.

hey is it ostrich time yet?

nope, my ostrich alarm clock hasn’t gone off yet.

by ostrichforthewin February 6, 2019