Cliff Barnes

Cliff Barnes, the character from Dallas, always fails. Calling someone "Cliff Barnes" implies constant failures

-Now I lost another client!
-Who are you? Cliff Barnes?

by OhNoNotAgain September 3, 2009

anger barn

A state of barely contained fury. Where your head is at when you're completely enraged. One activity that can be done while in the anger barn is to make hate bread with wheat that was ground in the fury mill and stored in the rage silo.

Oh my god , don't talk to me right now I'm in the anger barn! Driving in rush hour traffic puts a lot of people in the anger barn.

by kitahead May 8, 2007

Animal Barn

A modified eiffel tower with two women instead of one. Also commonly referred to as the Taj Mahal.

"It's feeding time at the animal barn"

"Dude, let's Taj Mahal those chicks over there."

by ketchfraize December 26, 2007

Mrs. Barnes

Your asshole, idiotic, fatass, and prick math teacher for 7th grade. She is a horrible teacher who is probably a child rapist. Would be a perfect match for Mr. Fanger.

"I heard the 7th-grade math teacher act's like a Mrs. Barnes."

by fuckmrsbarnes January 25, 2019

barn food

any types of salad

...Des eating salad at party while everyone else on the table are eating meat, fish...

Gian: Des, what are you having?

Des: Salad.

Gian. Ewww. Why are you having barn food? They're for cows.

by Blahhhh08 December 28, 2010

Canadian Barnes

A specific way of making a Barnes alcoholic drink. The Canadian Barnes is specifically made by combining Canadian Club and Canada Dry.

The name is derived from Ernest Hemingway's classic, "The Sun Also Rises."

"It's been a long day at the bull-fight, I could really go for a barnes."
"Make mine a Canadian Barnes."

by BlackMarigolds2 May 11, 2010

Anger Barn

The place where anger breeds,as long as you feed it just right.

Jason was in traffic for too long and now resides in the Anger Barn.

by Redbeastie May 8, 2007