stealth queer

a homosexual who sneaks in under the gaydar.

"What, NPH is gay?"
"Yea, he's a stealth queer. Totally sneaks in under the gaydar".

by JBro89 November 15, 2011

car queer

An individual that because of their deep love and appreciation for vehicles cannot stay away from car dealerships

I saw your brother in law at the Chevy dealer, he is such a car queer

by Big cat2323 December 29, 2017

queer tea

When your douche friend drinks green tea while playing beer pong to stay healthy.

1. "AUSTIN! stop slurping on that queer tea!"
2. "I don't need beer i have my green tea!" and you say, "well we're men and we drink beer what are you drinking, queer tea?"

by Humpty Dance Gang August 22, 2011

Snap Queer

A person who post wierd shit on snapchat and doesnt give a fuck what anyone thinks

This snap queer is always posting some wierd devil shit on snapchat

by Cloutdemon666 June 20, 2018

queer collector

a collector of fine gays, unlike a hag who is indiscriminate

she's quite the queer collector. it's not easy to get into her circle of gays.

by callitlikeiseeitgurl November 17, 2013

crunchy queer

A queer that is a bit crunchy,
may have crunchalicious qualities,
never soft.

Look at that queer
Is it crunchy?
No.
Find some crunchy queers,
Like who??
Felix.

by crispityqueer March 7, 2021

Joe Queer

The guitarist and singer for legendary punk band The queers. He probably isn't gay because most of their songs are about chicks.. Oh and by the way, Ursula Finnally Has Tits.

I love Joe Queer's vocals in "Love songs for the retarded" By The Queers

by Stupid over You July 28, 2016