mustard vein

one of those big fucking veins on the topside of one's penis.

"omg jessica, i went to oswald's place, and he had this big mustard vein on the top of his dick!"

"that's so cool! i have one too, but it splits into a fork :("

by Random Shit. February 16, 2022

The Mustard Hotdog

During vaginal intercourse as you are pulling out and she shits on your dick like putting mustard on a hotdog then she proceed to give u head and eat her shit in one whole piece.

Me: I was fucking this chick the other day and she gave me The Mustard Hotdog.
Boy 1: Damn bro I wish my girl would give me The Mustard Hotdog.
Girl 1: You wish boy that's nasty as fuck I will stick to blumpkins.

by IIIMankebeater69III August 24, 2021

Ford Mustard

A joke about a Ford Mustang being yellow (because mustard is yellow). Don’t worry; all yellow mustangs are Ford Mustards! Any type, any year. ITS A FORD MUSTARD

Hey, look at that Ford Mustard over there!

by W1MPYKD June 4, 2023

nut mustard

dry crusty bits stuck in between the foreskin

johnny scraped his nut mustard onto his girlfriends chin

by Chocistar October 17, 2003

Slut Mustard

Vaginal Secretions; Booty Juice. Combination of Vaginal Secretions and Butthole Secretions combined to form a thick, opaque mustard-like paste. Usually forms after 2+hrs of Vaginal, Oral, and Anal intercourses. Butthole and/or Vaginal Creampies may act as a catylst of formation of Slut Mustard.

Ya-n-shit bra I was taggin dis bitch n nutted like 3 times all up in that gootyhole and dat dookie maker, when iz done she had some slut mustard fo sho, made dat bitch eat dat shit then do a line.

by dacacheman June 28, 2009

Mustard Patch

In essence, a Mustard Patch is the remains of an "Aristocratic-style" proportion drunken affair in which a moist and viscous collection of various yellow bodliy fluids (both male and female) is deposited.

"Wow, Jerry. We were so drunk last night that I woke up with a Mustard Patch and I couldn't shower 'cause my folks showed up and I was late for work. I spent the whole day apologizing."

by Hexicon June 23, 2006

Dusty Mustard

A sexual act in which the woman goes in search of an old homeless man's penis. Once found she then uses intensely strong mustard and inserts the man's genitals into a hotdog bun.
The homeless man will feel a burning sensation and then the woman will pour flour onto the "hotdog" making it resemble a dusty surface.
The woman will then give the man oral and mix the ejaculate he produces with the mustard and flour.

"What are your hobbies?"

"Oh not much really haha i like to cook especially hotdogs, everyone loves a bit of dusty mustard"

by Singing Richard December 18, 2014