Dr. Paul: "Hi Lori, you're looking a little upset this morning. Care to talk about it?" "Oh Dr. Paul...I don't know what to do...this guy Melvin... just cost me hundreds of dollars in service fees by lying to my credit card provider, telling them I never sent him his order. But I did...I really did. I had all my paperwork work proving I did, but the bank took his side regardless and won't pay me. I've been...oh....ahhhh...I've been Melvined"....
by Reinhardt Scrumschnutzel August 31, 2025
Get the Melvinedmug. by Didgrueisiavdjddksh August 14, 2022
Get the Melvinmug. by Spam keyboard June 19, 2019
Get the Melvinmug. A nerdy but wholesome person. Complete opposite of the word chad. Melvins often wear glasses and are bad at talking to girls. Despite this though they are often kind to most people and highly respect women. A Melvin is very similar to a Nermal but lacks the condescending and incel like qualities a Nermal has.
Girl 1: Hey Tiffany why don’t you ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance?
Girl 2: I don’t know Heather Ken is a bit of a “melvin”
Girl 1: That might be true but I bet he’ll treat you better than any of those chads you are always going for.
Girl 2: I don’t know Heather Ken is a bit of a “melvin”
Girl 1: That might be true but I bet he’ll treat you better than any of those chads you are always going for.
by CompletedSlinky December 21, 2019
Get the Melvinmug. 
The Melvin is an intermediate sex position… it ain’t hard but it ain’t easy, you just got to be big. anyway, its where you pick a broad up and lock the creases of your elbows under the creases of her knees and wrap your arms around her back and lock your hands and you get to bumpin homie!!!
by jayjohnnn July 13, 2025
Get the The Melvinmug.