inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise

to place one's testicles in the anus of your lover and then insert your penis in her vagina while she is lying perpendicular to the floor resting only on her shoulders and neck (her ass is up in the air).

Tyrone gave that bitch an inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise and then called her a dirty ho.

by flyfart July 22, 2008

inverted tail boner rudder hudder

when a guy tucks his pinger between his legs and GOES LIKE FUCK!!, pretending he is in a boat holding the rudder running round ballock naked making speedboat noises

"I feel like a break from the normal chug this evening, time to tuck this bursting bricker between these legs and motorboat my badself until the cows come home :-)"

bricker pinger ballock naked inverted tail boner rudder hudder

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 30, 2011

double inverted hi-c rudebayga

when you jack a hawaiian off and when he cums catch it and slap him in the face with it.

gary just gave me double inverted hi-c rudebayga last night it was fucking crazy.

by garyplorence May 25, 2009

Dubble-sided Inverted Purple Rotating Dildo

Why are you looking this up?

The perverted retard decided that it would be a good ideas to search up what a Dubble-sided Inverted Purple Rotating Dildo would be

by PotatoInABox May 30, 2017

Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

I just upgraded to OSX Lion 10.7, I own a normal fucking mouse (Intellimouse), not some "magic-harry-potter" mouse, and I hate invented scrolling - in fact, trouble is that I cannot find a way to change it.

When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.

So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?

Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!

Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!

How can I remove inverted scrolling in OSX Lion with a normal (NO MAGIC MOUSE) mouse? Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

by A very mad Apple-buyer. July 27, 2011

Inverted tortoise

Where you align your anal cavities and fart into each others ass holes simultaneously

Hey Jeremy, Want to run an inverted tortoise later?

by Robertbuttsworthy March 20, 2023

invert

a person who has a innocent and wholesome personality, but is hardcore when it comes to sex (and a total top).
or
a person who has a hardcore personality, but is sweet and caring when it comes to bed (and a total bottom).

Phil Lester seems sweet in soft but everyone knows that a soft invert top.

by Fun_times_nope June 15, 2018