Hamburger Hipster

A grownup, tattoed macho hipster. Usually has a large beard, and is often seen talking about what oils and combs he uses in his beard. Has often a so-called dad body. His favourite food is burgers, and is often seen in different restaurants testing different burgers, or grinding his own beef. Only capable of talking about burgers, his beard or possibly sports.

Is usually male.

"So then I use otter wax, and heat my beard, and then comb trough it with my comb that is special-made by zebraskeleton, and then I make a bow tie."

Internal thought:
Oh my god he's such a hamburger hipster

by Krallgren April 30, 2017

desert hamburger

A really dry piece of meat.

OMG she had the worst desert hamburger.

by SenorYumYum November 23, 2017

Hamburg Handy

When you give someone’s butthole a massage.

She was crazy, we didn’t have sex but she gave me a Hamburg Handy. I knew manning friends with a German girl would pay off!

by J Sixer February 15, 2020

Hamburger helper

A hamburger helper. Nobody really knows what it is, but we know that if you are a bsoat then you are not a hamburger helper. If your not a hamburger helper then you might aswell die.

Bad Boy 1: Look at that BSOAT he is definitely not a hamburger helper
Bad Boy 2: He should just kill himself if he's not a hamburger helper

by Kordaddy April 29, 2020

Hamburger-a-gogo

What Georgia Nicolson (from Louise Rennison's series 'The confessions of Georgia Nicolson') calls America.

During my holidays I went to hamburger-a-gogo

Georgia Nicolson Louise Rennison

by Donnalein July 30, 2013

Human Hamburger

What you transform into when you implode in a 670 cm × 280 cm × 250 cm 9,525 kg submarine piloted by a logitech gaming controller 3,500 meters below sea level.

Those rich fucks turned into human hamburgers.

by Shogun__ August 27, 2023

Kara hamburger

Kara is a hamburger and gets high, like a lot, hence why it’s called the devils lettuce. Hamburger Kara doesn’t really care that she is getting burgled she just doesn’t. She is also sitting in front of the infamous burger trentpaz.

OMG YOUR HAMBUGER IS SO HIGH KARA
At least it isn’t burnt and orange and looks like it’s on crack.
-Kara hamburger

by Brookiedd July 18, 2022