Council House Facelift

Slang in Britain for a rough individual usually living on a council estate - (read: chav) that scrapes her hair back into a high ponytail, thus stretching her skin and giving the impression of a facelift.

"Jesus, that hairstyle looks painful."
"Yeah, nobody rocks the council house facelift"

by A~~ December 15, 2011

council house breakfast

Having a cig and a cup of tea for breakfast

‘Ay look, Jonny down the road is up for his council house breakfast already!’

by Gangshxt February 22, 2019

Council Fighting Vest

Any vest worn as an outer garment and usually found in abundance on northern council estates or in sub-standard Spanish holiday resorts such as Benidorm and Magaluf. Is usually seen sporting the last three day’s worth of meals down the front and the usual greeting from the wearer will be “What are you looking at?”, or what’s your problem?”.

Don’t make eye-contact, there’s two pikey’s in council fighting vests heading towards us!

by Mr Zinger November 26, 2020

Orange Legal Council

The creators of all, and eventual destroyers of all, the Orange Legal Council has dominion over every aspect of reality. To name a few of its all-powerful members, Molbo (heirarch of the council), Golbo, and Macho Naranja. These beings, known as the Plutargans, bring the amazing blessing of Squeege, as told by Molbo, to the humans. May they accept this gracious gift, and join the Council, commonly known as the OLC, lest they perish, being filled until brimming, in the squeegepocalypse.

The Orange Legal Council is the best!

Wow, I really love the Orange Legal Council and their blessed Squeege!

by Molbo January 4, 2020

Council Bluffs weed

true grade shit. council bluffs lays in the direct path from la to newyork, thus cb directly benefits from it. Council Bluffs weed is always good shit.

man, im throwed off this council bluffs weed.

by valo April 30, 2007

Coolest-Of-Cool Council

This is a giant council made up of only the coolest of cool. If you are not one of the coolest of cool, you may not take a seat on the council. This council is made up of people who have recieved more than 1 Schlag and 50 lollerskates. However, acceptions can be made for asians who hang out with hispanics and jews, or hispanics who hang out with asians and jews, or jews who hang out with asians and hispanics, because they are already the coolest of cool. The council is ruled by a trio made up of a hispanic, an asian and a jew. You will be treated like a god if you have a seat on the Coolest-Of-Cool Council.

"Oh Johnny, i wish i could someday take a seat on the Coolest-Of-Cool Council and have naked hamsters bring me breakfast and sex in bed!" said Mommy to me as she was tucking me into bed after a light dinner of tea and strumpets.

by Ric The Spic April 24, 2005

National Council of La Raza

A racist group that stole the name, and now lowers the reputation, of a legitimate civil rights group, La Raza. Consisting mainly of car loving graffitists, they hate and harass all non-mexicans.

They're fond of driving lowriders and spray painting phrases such as 'All Mighty (sic) Latin King' and 'For the Race Everything, For All Others, Nothing' on any vertical surface.

I used to have ordinary, polite Mexican neighbors, until National Council of La Raza gangsters moved in.

National Council of La Raza turned the shopping area into a crime scene recently.

by SweetGrayGirl September 8, 2011