betting pencil

A small dick

Was it a mega-dobber or a betting pencil?

by wisewithnoname May 3, 2017

bet wet

Fasho fasho ; ok ; definitely

1:Hey can you bring the bottles to the party?
2:Bet wet!

by Qreshawn May 13, 2018

Bet The Adam

Asking a friend what they would bet and bet the complete opposite.

Who looks good in the basketball game? I dont know, I am just going to bet the adam.

by ace4431 January 17, 2013

Bet g

A phrase Mexicans use to mean "I got your back" you can count on me.

generally used in texting "I need to get my hammer back for work, I start in 2 hours!" friend in reply "bet g"

by Carter Anderson October 2, 2019

Bet Iguar

Bet Iguar is essentially the meaning of life, and maybe even more than that. It is commonly praised in every single religion that exists, and even ones that don't exist. Bet Iguar is what we, as a society, strive to be. Once we reach Bet Iguar status, life is complete.

"Bet Iguar"
"Thank you, I adore the Bet Iguar life style."
"Doesn't everyone?"
"They better."

by lesbianzrule December 8, 2020

Bet on the Gambler

When someone with intestinal issues (e.g. diarrhea)attempts to fart and up until the last instant doesn't know whether it will be a shart or a fart, in effect gambling on the outcome. Different than a shart, however, the results of losing the Bet on the Gambler can be significantly more catostriphic.

The large stain in Lucy's pants made it clear she Bet on the Gambler and lost.

by RMDB November 5, 2008

sweat bet

A gamble that makes one uneasy because of the odds on winning.

I placed a sweat bet on the underdogs. I wonder if they will actually win for me.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019