Counter Social Terrorism

The only real weapon that is effective in fighting Social Terrorism. (Basically friends who show up at your place, and refuse to leave.)

Ding- dong!

Sally: "Hi! May i come in?"
You: "No - go away. Goodbye."

Door slams.

Counter Social Terrorism. Tough, clean and as nasty as the terrorist itself.

by The Incredible Nerd/Junkie October 1, 2010

war on terrorism

A term used to describe any wars that America conducts in the middle east for Israel's sake.

The "war on terrorism" is nothing more than America being a servile dog to Zionist interests in the middle east.

by Amrcn Ptriot August 6, 2009

Terraria

The safe alternative to Minecraft. by switching to Terraria, This will reduce your rage levels by 90%. with an ultimately more interactive and longer more satisfying gameplay, this will be more safe than Minecraft. using advanced technology, our workers here at Re-logic have developed a 2 dimensional game with battle, crafting, and better animation and graphics. Ask your steam doctor now about Terraria single packs. if you experience gameplay lasting for more than 4 hours, addiction, the want to starve yourself, or the want to play Minecraft again, call your steam doctor immediatley. Call your steam doctor or parents today to try out Terraria.

Boy 1: DUUUUUUDEE get on! I wanna play Terraria!
Boy 2: nah fam my mommy says im too addicted but less than i was with Minecraft.
Boy 1: There's a new update...
boy 2 :COUNT ME IN!

by Fesho October 4, 2016

Relationship Terrorist

ri-ley-shuh n-ship ter-er-ist
An individual(s) who under no circumstances can be happy for ones that have a good relationship and feel the need to come out of their sleeper cell to reign their terrorist acts against those in love.

These Relationship Terrorist are highly skilled in the art of sabotage and deceit. They are motivated and dedicated to their cause as they take the daring role in our society posing as best friends and/or relatives. Fueled by their own misery of a failing relationship, there is little that can stop these cunning beings. They are known to go to great lengths to fabricate stories and twist reality to the ones they prey on. The Relationship Terrorist then sits back and watch in glee after they ignite the fuse to the atomic bomb set forth at the soft underbellies of the unsuspecting relationship goers. The end goal of the Relationship Terrorist is to create a holocaust of all good relationships that have a future.

Please beware and exercise great caution as these insurgents have infiltrated and taken refuge in the Palm Beach County area (Boca Raton/ Delray Beach is known to be the epicenter of their operation).

How is your girlfriend?

She left me and now I am walking the cliffs of suicide because some Relationship Terrorist decided to drop a nuke on our smoke pit of love….

Oh…they got you too?

by Urban Dictionary January 13, 2009

terrorism

U.S. foriegn policy. For some reason we American seem to think that terrorism was invented on Sept. 11th, but it has been business as usual for the U.S. government for the last century.

The war on terrorism will not be over until the U.S. becomes a third world country.

by Zak November 15, 2003

terrorist

1. A person engaging in planning and execution of heinous acts intended to kill innocent people and scare everyone else.

"The terrorist attempted to hijack the plane, but the other passengers pinned him down and stomped him until his heart stopped."

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

terrorist pot pie

After anally penetrating another individual and ejaculating in the individuals's anus, the recipient of the ejaculate experiences flatulance in such a manner as to blow the feces saturated ejaculate back into the deliverer's face.

The old man thought he was punishing his girlfriend by pounding her anus mercilessly, but the joke was on him when she gave him a terrorist pot pie!

by SatchJR August 31, 2008