taylor swift

the artist of decade. gorgeous. talented. funny. intelligent. turning your daughters gay.
person a: I FUCKING LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT, ALL TOO WELL IS THE BEST SONG IN EXISTENCE
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A Goddess. A God ( no offense). We should all worship her. Taylor Swift if you're reading this, please marry me.
Person 1: "Hey do you believe in God?"
Person 2: " Yes, I worship Taylor Swift."
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person 1: wow! i love taylor swift
person 2: yes!! she's THE music industry!
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Taylor Swifting

1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).

Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.
Person 1: Did you do your homework?

Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?

Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.
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The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.
The Egyptians were known for donkey dicking, but today Taylor Swifting is most impressive.
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Taylor Swifted

To receive a boost in ratings, sales or moral standing as a result of someone publicly being a cock to you.
Person A: Did you see Conan ripping on Zucker last night?

Person B: Yeah—hilarious! And I never even watched his show before this week.

Person A: Ha— turns out Leno being a diva totally backfired, and now Conan's been Taylor Swifted.
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our overlord, our god, her songs are our bible, the music industry, best singer songwriter ever
taylor swift is smart, funny, beautiful, strong and scooter braun did her dirty
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