Twig Piggler

Someone who is skinny but eats like a pig.
Jon is a twig piggler, he eats all day long and is still as skinny as a pole.
by Wins February 13, 2012
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Kicking the twigs

A person who is wasting their time with insignificant little things, not lazy but avoiding the serious things.
Jim, stop kicking the twigs and focus on the real at hand.
by Neur0c1d3 August 19, 2023
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twig you down

may i twig you down on some highkey ish?
by dogjacker February 18, 2024
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twig you down

may i twig you down on some highkey ish?
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ryan twig

this kid. how do we explain. he shits leaves and falls off trees. his mom is like a billion years old. he drinks dirt water. he has recently recovered from a broke pinky, and can now play basketball. however, he looks like mario when he shoots. he wishes he could be like kelvin when he shoots, a pure sharp, but nope. also, he dated a girl named brianna. she a thot bitch hoe. also he killed XXX.
person 1: ew what’s that walking twig

person 2: are you blind that’s ryan twig

person 1: my bad
by ryanvano43 February 20, 2019
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Twig nibbler

A) an insulting name for someone who is gay

B) a woman who gives blowjobs to her husband who has a small cock
God Eric is such a twig nibbler

I’ve heard Sharron is a twig nibbler, supposedly her husband has a tiny cock
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Twig's Law

When you join a discord group chat owned by a large account with a big following and you enter voice chat only to be greeted with a hive mind of people that sound autistic and/or posses a lisp and quote unfunny memes.
*joins the discord group chat*
User 1: "YANKEE WITH NO BRIM!!!"
User 2: "BRIM WITH NO YANKEE!!!!"
User 3: "I'm catholic but I hate jews and blacks!"
User 4:" Did you see my big chungus man behind the slaughter yankee with no brim meme!"

Me: Immaculate example of Twig's Law. A bunch of retards blistfully giggling around.
by EnhancedAutism May 07, 2020
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