dick teething

what it's called when a female gives a terrible blow job and uses her teeth, and in some cases where the female rips off dick skin.

Example:

Jessen- dude what happened to you this weekend?

Earl- this nasty bitch named Skylar dick teethed me. she ripped skin off my dicks head.

Jessen- don't trust a dick teething whore.

by yelak May 19, 2014

stratford teeth

Having teeth of a neon white colour, bright enough so as to blind one if one were to stare too long. Stratford teeth are commonly caused by living in Stratford, Ontario and consuming the fluoride-spiked water.

Dominic lived so long in stratford that his teeth became a thermonuclear weapon. Thus, he had Stratford teeth.

by Sexorz August 16, 2006

eyes and teeth

Nigger in the dark

What are those white things floating in the air...

by im black July 15, 2003

dick-teeth

A guy who has crooked teeth due to giving orally to other men.

"That guy totally has dick-teeth!"
"Freddie Mercury has a serious case of dick-teeth."

by pss121 March 23, 2009

Chetta teeth

When a persons teeth have been neglected proper care that a yellow build up has developed on to the teeth.

Guy 1:"Did you see her teeth?"
Guy 2:"Nah, what's wrong wit em?"
Guy 1:"She gots Chetta teeth."
Guy 2:"Ahahaha, that nasty!"

by miggula November 04, 2007

Crumpet Teeth

When someones teeth has unusual staining on them. Staining similar to the color of a crumpet or english muffin such as: off white, yellow, orange, brown or even hints of black.

He was totally cute until he smiled, it was a serious crumpet teeth situation. Brown with hints of yellow, it reminded me of a toasted english muffin. Gross!

by No Internal Monologue August 20, 2010

Turnt Teeth

Slang for getting hit so hard it turned their teeth.

"Brother, you come at me like that again and you're gonna get turnt teeth."

by RoboticNixon April 24, 2019