It was pouring outside when my woman gave me oral sex. She stayed dry because my love umbrella covered her.
by Jenkum DeCoux December 18, 2010
Get the Love Umbrellamug. AN INSIDE JOKE
ONE DAY WE WERE LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AND SAW A TECHNICOLOR UMBRELLA. THEREFORE IT IS JOSEPH AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR UMBRELLA.
by fromyourpickle May 13, 2018
Get the joseph and the amazing technicolor umbrellamug. non men loving non men. not an umbrella term for you other lgbtq fckers. "omg i'm so gay,,-a bi/pan/omni/poly/ace/etc person. no tf ur not. ur QUEER not gay. no ur not half gay or half lesbian. "it's always been an umbrella term,, yeah so fcking change it dumbass. if you ain't gay and talk over this su. bi has been used as an umbrella term too but it doesn't mean it is dumb fck. it makes ppl uncomfortable. "i'd rather say i'm gay than say i'm pan,, ur such a looser sck my dck uneducated fck.
by chuyashole July 16, 2021
Get the the "gay umbrella,,mug. The Columbus Umbrella is when you have intercourse with at least 2 other people and you urinate on one person, using their body to shield the other person from said urine.
by Mr. Bungles June 8, 2022
Get the Columbus Umbrellamug.